1000 Bad Reasons To Declare War

163. Get them back for pointing out grammar mistakes!

164. They protested against our national encyclopedia.

165. Because because knowledge = power, therefore more power = more knowledge, so if we defeat them and increase our military power, we'll all become smarter!

edited 30th Mar '12 9:50:53 AM by Redblackdragon

166. Freedom for the kingdom of... Strathclyde! (And Tooting while we're at it.)

167. Because their ambassadors say no, but their eyes say yes.

168. To vanquish my enemies, scatter them before me, rob them of their wealth, and clasp to my bosom their sons and daughters.

169. Because they're making a list of bad reasons do declare war against us!

170: Because they're on to us making a bad list of reasons to declare war on them!

171. They stole our ham, and now, they want our cheese.

172. They pretty much just stole our flag, and just made a few changes to it. They should pay us royalties, or else.

173. Their age of consent is too high and should be lowered.

174. Their age of consent is too low and should be highered.

175. They have a better version of The Apprentice than we do.

176. They laughed at me for having Chihuahuas.

177. I wanted their supply of UNO bars.

178. Because explosions are pretty.

179. One of our scientists created a Nuclear Radioactive substance that destroys continents, and we need someone to test it on.

180. I need a reason to demand for sex with the president's daughter and wife. Hey, I didn't say the reason had to be good.

181. I need to use your country as research...

182. Because Kefka Palazzo too would blow up a whole country just to find and kill one man.

183.The border was several millimeters off.

184.Their tourists wear slightly bright colors that are annoying.

edited 31st Mar '12 3:23:39 PM by Aqueos

185. Because I watched too much Game Of Thrones and now have Blue-and-Orange Morality.

187. Because I haven't edited this post. Twice.

edited 31st Mar '12 3:26:32 PM by TheOneWhoTropes

186.Their national anthem sounds better than ours.

187. My son is in the army. I want him to be like Captain Price.

edited 31st Mar '12 3:27:24 PM by MotorRunner

188. Because we have a shortage of plantains, and those guys over there have plenty.

edited 31st Mar '12 3:28:31 PM by Falkon

190. To stop people buggering up the numbering. We have TWO number 187's.

edited 31st Mar '12 3:31:10 PM by TheOneWhoTropes

191. Your President waited two seconds before shaking my hand. TWO SECONDS! He must suffer.

edited 31st Mar '12 3:32:52 PM by MotorRunner

192. Because they're all benders. They'd be a great addition to our army. Especially The robot one.

193. Their Disneyland has the best rides.

194. Their Disneyland rides are subpar.

195 So I can torture prisoners while shouting Vae Victus.

196: So I can punish video game designers who take awesome quotes from history which end up being associated with their game instead of the historical figure.

Julius Caesar being a gigantic twat aside.