1000 Bad Reasons To Declare War

859: Someone kidnapped your fiancee

860: You staged the kidnapping of your fiancee, and framed them for it.

861: They think it takes elite warriors to find a missing penny, when they could have just asked us nicely to assist in the search instead.

862: We don't like hypocrites.

edited 2nd Sep '12 2:17:40 PM by Journeyman

863: They don't like hypocrites. What hypocrites!

864. They wouldn't let me take cute wildlife I find there home with me for a pet.

865. One of their people tried to smuggle an endangered bird out of the country as a pet.

edited 3rd Sep '12 5:59:52 AM by SilverStar

866. It's not them, okay? They're awesome people. It's not them, it's me. ...Okay, it's me and my massive chemical arsenal.

867: They had the Death Note.

868: They tied the death note to a massive chemical weapons arsenal and attempte to make a terror bomb against us. They must be stopped.

edited 16th Sep '12 9:02:59 AM by Journeyman

869: They figured out what Reason 1000 is.

870: They ate my sandwich. My sandwich?! MY SANDWICH?!?!

871: They punched out all of your blood.

872. They stole my sweet roll.

873. We linked their spies to the Game Of Thrones spoilers hidden in my morning briefing.

874. Their watery, tasteless "lagers" are offenses in the sight of our patron deity, HopZor the Craft Hobbyist.

edited 28th Sep '12 9:35:02 AM by Jhimmibhob

875: They double-post.

876. They think double-posting is bad.

877. They insist on avoiding double-posting ... even at the cost of leaving the thread unbumped, on the second page. They're MONSTERS, I tell you!

878 I was bored and I had a bunch of guys with weapons just standing around doing jack-shit.

879. I ran out of toilet paper and the US didn't lend me any.

880: They think the U.S. needs to lend them toilet paper.

881: They forgot the periods in the U.S.

882: We just plain don't like them.

883: I want to test my new experiment that defies physics. What better way to test it than war?

884: R.E.M broke up.

885. I keep reloading while playing as an anarchy specced Mechromancer thanks to muscle memory developed playing a game a developer based in their country made.

886: Their country is winning the console wars. Let's see them win if all their engineers are dead or in OUR employ! Muahahahahaha! -cough cough-

887: They're all a bunch of Emo vampires and we're Hipster werewolves. We're bound to fight.

888: Their websites are enticing but have terrible technical support and crash all the time.

889. Because of a new Family Guy Episode.