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PhysicalStamina Since: Apr, 2012
#501: Jul 20th 2012 at 8:57:51 PM

755: Pizza hut is better, anyway.

ZeikHunter Master of None from a bitchin'-ass hat Since: Nov, 2009
Master of None
#502: Jul 20th 2012 at 10:39:55 PM

756: They froze my illegal foreign bank account. Time to collect, baby.

You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
thatonedude Anti Alien robot from The moon Since: Nov, 2010
Anti Alien robot
#503: Jul 20th 2012 at 11:48:55 PM

757:They keep making illegal bank accounts in our country.

Journeyman Overlording the Underworld from On a throne in a vault overlooking the Wasteland Since: Nov, 2010
Overlording the Underworld
#504: Jul 21st 2012 at 6:31:28 AM

758: If we don't join in and curbstomp them, they'll find our illegal bank accounts too!

Jhimmibhob Since: Dec, 2010
#505: Jul 30th 2012 at 9:05:08 AM

759. The first Gotye parody video they made of me was kind of cute and amusing. The fifth and sixth were released today, and my patience has run out.

Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#506: Jul 30th 2012 at 10:08:27 AM

760. They scratched my Pikmin game.

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
PhysicalStamina Since: Apr, 2012
#507: Jul 30th 2012 at 11:44:21 AM

761: They play Pikmin; such beings cannot possibly be suited for warfare.

edited 30th Jul '12 11:44:37 AM by PhysicalStamina

TailsDoll I have a plan. Since: Apr, 2012
I have a plan.
#508: Jul 30th 2012 at 12:03:47 PM

762: The Prime Minister was killed. By old age. 30 years after his term in office was up.

"@[=g3,8d]&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
Jhimmibhob Since: Dec, 2010
#509: Aug 3rd 2012 at 1:13:24 PM

763. If Trader Joe's won't open a store in my country, I'll just have to annex the nearest one.

StephanReiken Since: May, 2010
#510: Aug 4th 2012 at 12:37:21 PM

764. Because the other guy trolled you first.

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#511: Aug 4th 2012 at 12:49:37 PM

765: He's a cross-dresser.

766: His dog keeps shitting in my lawn.

767: They have big noses.

War is God.
MrsRatched Judging you from Nowhere Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Judging you
#512: Aug 4th 2012 at 12:50:45 PM

768 They dubbed The Simpsons awfully

Haw Haw Haw
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#513: Aug 4th 2012 at 12:51:29 PM

769: I don't like the cut of their jib...s.

edited 4th Aug '12 12:59:22 PM by Prometheus136

War is God.
StephanReiken Since: May, 2010
#514: Aug 4th 2012 at 12:54:13 PM

770. Because you found out they were evil on Wikipedia.

edited 4th Aug '12 12:54:26 PM by StephanReiken

Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#515: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:24:19 PM

771. Because you found out that you were evil on Wikipedia.

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from that rainy city where they throw fish (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#516: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:50:13 PM

772: They tried to add you as a real life example on one of the villain tropes.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Journeyman Overlording the Underworld from On a throne in a vault overlooking the Wasteland Since: Nov, 2010
Overlording the Underworld
#517: Aug 7th 2012 at 11:26:56 AM

773: Someone on Wikipedia jokingly wrote that Cthulu lives there and you wanted to bomb him.

Journeyman Overlording the Underworld from On a throne in a vault overlooking the Wasteland Since: Nov, 2010
Overlording the Underworld
#519: Aug 7th 2012 at 2:44:59 PM

775: They've begun just adding spins to old reasons. (I already mentioned Warbrides and such.tongue)

Joesolo Indiana Solo Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Indiana Solo
#520: Aug 7th 2012 at 5:51:39 PM

776- your flag is ugly.

I'm baaaaaaack
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#521: Aug 7th 2012 at 6:27:54 PM

776: Their country looks like a boot.

777: That looks like a whale.

War is God.
PhysicalStamina Since: Apr, 2012
#523: Aug 8th 2012 at 8:15:19 AM

779: It's Friday.

edited 8th Aug '12 8:15:46 AM by PhysicalStamina

StephanReiken Since: May, 2010
#524: Aug 13th 2012 at 4:16:28 AM

780. Because.. you can't haz chezburger

BioSafety Since: Jan, 2011
#525: Aug 13th 2012 at 9:13:15 AM

781. Because TvTropes ruined my life.

782. Because TV Tropes ruined their lives. They'll be easier to conquer this way.

783. They like the Fantastic Four better than Spider-Man.


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