756: They froze my illegal foreign bank account. Time to collect, baby.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...757:They keep making illegal bank accounts in our country.
758: If we don't join in and curbstomp them, they'll find our illegal bank accounts too!
759. The first Gotye parody video they made of me was kind of cute and amusing. The fifth and sixth were released today, and my patience has run out.
760. They scratched my Pikmin game.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)761: They play Pikmin; such beings cannot possibly be suited for warfare.
edited 30th Jul '12 11:44:37 AM by PhysicalStamina
762: The Prime Minister was killed. By old age. 30 years after his term in office was up.
"@[=g3,8d]&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"763. If Trader Joe's won't open a store in my country, I'll just have to annex the nearest one.
764. Because the other guy trolled you first.
765: He's a cross-dresser.
766: His dog keeps shitting in my lawn.
767: They have big noses.
War is God.768 They dubbed The Simpsons awfully
Haw Haw Haw769: I don't like the cut of their jib...s.
edited 4th Aug '12 12:59:22 PM by Prometheus136
War is God.770. Because you found out they were evil on Wikipedia.
edited 4th Aug '12 12:54:26 PM by StephanReiken
771. Because you found out that you were evil on Wikipedia.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?772: They tried to add you as a real life example on one of the villain tropes.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.773: Someone on Wikipedia jokingly wrote that Cthulu lives there and you wanted to bomb him.
775: They've begun just adding spins to old reasons. (I already mentioned Warbrides and such.)
776- your flag is ugly.
I'm baaaaaaack776: Their country looks like a boot.
777: That looks like a whale.
War is God.780. Because.. you can't haz chezburger
781. Because TvTropes ruined my life.
782. Because TV Tropes ruined their lives. They'll be easier to conquer this way.
783. They like the Fantastic Four better than Spider-Man.
755: Pizza hut is better, anyway.