Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
575. They're making new material for the Military Channel, which means they'll stop repeating the documentaries about the Nazis I like to watch.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
576. Eavesdropping devices spotted man outside one of their major convention centers answering description of Loki, discussing a possible extinction-level artifact called "kossplei." Sent in tactical nukes.
"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
OH YES!!
577. What better way to film a war movie?
578. I want a pink scarf and they won't hand theirs over.
579. Their leader has huge tits. I don't. Attack!
edited 29th May '12 11:50:24 AM by Landorkus
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
ETERNAL
580: Knowledge is power, and we have more libraries than them!
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Ten seconds before
Our Peace is different.
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
582. They refuse to number their reasons for war.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
584. They like FATAL unironically.
585. They make sinkholes to Beyond the Impossible.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
586. The non-aggression pact we signed did not include the words "Simon Says."
"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
Tief girl with eartude
587. I heard the first few lines from a song and now I want to know what war is good for.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Something...
588. They did the Hokey Pokey wrong.
589. They didn't send Red Rover over.
590. They filled up their dodgeballs with New Coke brought back from the 80's.
Just floating around...
591. A dying pilot in the hospital talked to me once. "Merciless Overlord," he said, "some time when the country is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and start a war of aggression for me." That pilot's name was George Stripp.
"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
so i made a new avatar
592: The guy ate all my pizza.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
593: They looked at my country funny.
I couldn't think of anything to put here, so have this.
OH YES!!
594. They sang Afro Gunsou wrong!
595. They didn't have afros.
edited 7th Jun '12 4:57:15 PM by Landorkus
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
so i made a new avatar
596: They called me fat.
597: They're bandits. And they mocked my chest.
edited 7th Jun '12 5:01:01 PM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
598. Impregnated my general's wife, then placed him in the front lines of battle that he might be slain. After extended failure, realized I needed an actual battle to stick him in.
"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
OH YES!!
599. They had a low literacy rate. We must destroy the unintelligent!
600. They use "sex" instead of "six".
edited 13th Jun '12 9:08:31 AM by Landorkus
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
601. Our national bird is their national dish.
602. Chief of espionage connected them to the stinkbomb in my UN locker.
603. They don't understand the difference between Goregrind and Grindcore.
604. They like Continental European Grindcore in general, but fail to adequately distinguish it from Trans-Rhenish European Grindcore with Death Metal inflections and Maltese guest vocalists.
"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
The Resilient One
605. They served me a bad drink at the bar? This means war!
606. I wanted to try out this awesome new strategy I learned playing Advance Wars!
607. We didn't want to look like one of those pansies who never took up arms against other nations.
608. I want a reason to play dramatic battle music from the speakers.
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
so i made a new avatar
609: They threw off my groove!
610: I found them using my toothbrush.
edited 13th Jun '12 5:31:13 PM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Overlording the Underworld
611: I'm evil, and evil chicks dig a warmongering monster.
612: I have over 500 reasons, I'm damn sure gonna use them.
Am I a weirdo?
613: I currently have 98 problems (and a bitch ain't one of them). A war would be my 99th.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Overlording the Underworld
614: We need warbrides! Ethnic mixing on a massive scale would just create all sorts of hot people with wicked cool names! Ghengis O'Leary, anyone?
574. Because of the reason
Did anyone actually get what I'm referencing there?
Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!