502. Their president's kid trash-talked Grand Prince Keith in Callof Duty last week. I leave the kid in charge for one afternoon nap...
503. Playing "Truth or Dare" with Ahmedinijad: it was either bomb the neighbor, or cop to the Pinkie Pie cosplay incident.
504. Kid wants to go to college there, and annexing the place is cheaper than out-of-country tuition.
505.) Our neighbours said we didn't have the balls to launch a 5 front war and that sounded like a challenge.
Something...
506. You were branded a witch because you rained out your enemies Baseball game... all because you washed your car.
507. You declared war after you promised not to on days ending with "Y".
508. You went to where the wild things were... And didn't find any wild things at all.
Just floating around...
Tief girl with eartude
509. I found some old maps which suggest that they've been hoarding away dragons.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
STARE.
510. Because I'm really ugly, and that makes me angry.
511. Because I almost forgot to add the number in front, but then I remembered.
^^ HA HA LOOK WHAT THIS IDIOT POSTED! ^^
512. Finally realized that their Czar and their Tsar was the same person.
513. Twelve sketchy dwarves and a halfling march in, shoot off their mouths about carving out a "Kingdom Under the Mountain."
514. Sometimes Civilization LARPing just gets out of hand, you know?
515. We say "toMAYto."
516. They say "toMAHto."
517. We say "poTAYto."
518. They say "poTAHto."
519. "ToMAYto."
520. "ToMAHto."
521. "PoTAYto."
522. "PoTAHto."
523. Let's blow the whole place up.
edited 17th May '12 8:07:36 AM by Jhimmibhob
524. So that we can capture their people, gag them, and chase them around while joking about "running gags".
525. Their fortress is cooler.
526. Their country/nation/whatever has an apostrophe in its name.
527. Our Mooks are complaining about being bored.
528. I thought of an awesome battle strategy, and I want to test it out.
ETERNAL
529: They stole my book on the Art of War, then proceeded to beat me at Chess.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha Zuncha~cha!
530: they stole the last bag of chips thus they must pay with their lifes.
My name is Mikhail! My name is Mikhail! I really LO~VE Zero! Mounted on my back, We fly in the sky TOGE-THER! Yeii!
531: They are better than us in Trivial Pursuit
532: They. Get. All. The. Good. Weather.
533: They don't think penguins are cute.
534. Because it's the only way to get out of a bad hangover.
OMNIA RESOLVITUR DIALECTICE
The Resilient One
535. If we just declare war on France, they'll surrender, right?
536. It's part of my daily schedule to declare war on a different nation every day.
537. We're Canadians sick of people asking who we are, dang it.
538. We're the heroes. Because we said so.
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
539. Because they do not like the colour Beige, and do like the colour Green.
540. It's not intentional ... since Daylight Savings kicked in, I find myself "sleep-warmongering."
541. Our soldiers are just so freaking adorable in full combat gear.
542. Perhaps this will convince you running dogs that when Beneficent Leader says "I like my cheesecake topping on the side," he is not simply doing it to hear himself talk at a state dinner.
543. Their weapons are ripoffs of ours.
544. I'm allergic to most of the stuff we eat here, but over there they're good with allergies.
545. Everything is trying to kill you over there. I find this insanely cool, and therefore want to live there.
546. Their language sounds cooler, and I want an excuse to learn it.
547. A game I want to try out was just released over there and I want a copy.
548. They have no fashion sense.
549. Because I need weapons for my army.
True King Of Yggdrasil
- 550. Their pornography sucks.
- 551. They dare to oppose my iron-fisted rule.
- 552. They thought vandalising my pinball machine was funny.
- 553. Those trolling little basta-
- 554. Arrogant little pigs, thinking they can destroy my fortress.
- 555. My fleet, they destroyed my fleet; NOW THEY DIE!
edited 24th May '12 8:48:37 AM by XiphosOrochi666
Humanity wants equality yet supremacy stands in the way. Destroy that and we can embrace equality.
Something...
556. Their head lice dyed your hair pink.
557. They voted for a villain to win American Idol.
558. You owed them a chicken nugget after losing your 20 piece nugget meal in a game of Blackjack.
edited 24th May '12 9:17:52 AM by DiurnalBrocolli
Just floating around...
ETERNAL
559: Because I'm crazy and invaded the wrong country.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
560. Between "Take left on Pine Creek" and "Waterski across the ocean" Google Maps said, "Burn everything as you go until you reach the ocean"
561. They stole my sandwich.
562. I need an excuse to break out some awesome theme music.
563. Their diplomat made a "Your Mom" joke.
564. I lost a bet.
565. I felt like making an "interior decorator" joke, and I needed an excuse.
edited 24th May '12 7:18:53 PM by Speedchesser
566. Half the stuff in the ammo depot is close to expiration date.
567. Just to yank my hippie teenage daughter's chain.
568. Now that Dear Leader's dead, the "World Most Insane Dictator" title is totally up for grabs.
569. The Military Channel will run out of source material if we don't all do our part.
570. Need some new red paint
Has a new obsession.
571. Women in their culture are expected to wear unflattering clothes.
Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
ETERNAL
572. I'm Drunk, I don't need an Excuse.
573. Because Watermelon.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
501. Because they ruined the quincentennial-and-one-year festival!
edited 11th May '12 4:41:41 AM by neobullseye
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D