325. I lost my cat, and I want to make sure she isn't there.
326. Their national anthem is cooler, and this would give me an excuse to use it.
327. My sister is having a birthday party there.
328. I want to see if they have a better internet connection over there.
One just might
329. Too many people pretending to be a prince of that country are scamming my people on the internet. If that country is gone, the scamming will stop.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
The Shadows Devour You.
330. Too many pretenders to the country I just destroyed are popping up on the internet raising rebellions; if I declare war again, I can get them all sent off to die in some horrible conflict!
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
331: There are too many scammers in that country; they're causing my people to realize that I am scamming them too.
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
The Shadows Devour You.
332. There's too much corruption in that country which I am not party to.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Something...
333. They discontinued Jelly Bean flavored soda.
334. They mixed vanilla with milk.
335. They replaced your Nintendo DS/3DS stylus with a lollipop.
336. You were disappointed to find Crystal Lake didn't have any crystals at the bottom, just some dude with a machete.
edited 13th Apr '12 5:20:02 AM by DiurnalBrocolli
Just floating around...
The Resilient One
337. They don't serve you pizza at diplomatic meetings.
338. One of your little punks left graffiti on our walls.
edited 13th Apr '12 8:54:03 AM by Misuki
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
339. Their new national anthem is just OUR national anthem, with a guitar solo in the middle.
340. Their U.N. address was just OUR U.N. address from yesterday, read in a silly voice.
341. Declared Milhouse a meme in front of the entire U.N.
edited 13th Apr '12 11:34:21 AM by Jhimmibhob
"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
342. My favorite cartoon show was in that country, and it got cancelled!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
343. During joint exercises, wouldn't let anyone else form the head.
"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
STARE.
344. I tripped and fell. That's clearly your country's fault!
345. I can't pronounce the name of your country.
^^ HA HA LOOK WHAT THIS IDIOT POSTED! ^^
princess of the night
346 forgot we were allies
The fun has been doubled!
347: Heard of a war between our countries thousands of years ago that technically never ended. Wanted to make up for lost time.
METAL GEAR!?
The Resilient One
348. Your country's leaders Tweeted something scandalous about ours.
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
349. Wanted to join League of Nations.
Am I a weirdo?
350: The League of Nations told us not to.
edited 13th Apr '12 5:26:28 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Am I a weirdo?
352: They are pathetic enough that they actually caved in to pressure from the League of Nations once. We can take them easily.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
353: Their general's wearing the exact same uniform as me! Has he no fashion sense?!
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Tief girl with eartude
354. They won't stop playing loud music over the DMZ at obnoxious hours. It's just not neighbourly!
355. We're having trouble extraditing criminals there. If we invade we can reform their courts to the UN's satisfaction.
edited 13th Apr '12 6:22:23 PM by Bisected8
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The Resilient One
356. Because why not?
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
357. To prove it's them, not their weather, that protect them against invasion.
358. Because I bet ten dollars that I could.
378. I love to annex.
The Shadows Devour You.
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324. Wanted to impress cute P.M. of neutral nation.
"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones