I just burnt a fucking planet down, do you really expect me to care about the problem you've now got with me here?
edited 4th Mar '12 4:18:13 AM by Steventheman
FIMFiction Account MLPMST PageI'm going to kill you, follow your soul to your new body, and kill you again until you revert back to the damn insect you are.
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!I am the reason Cthulhu sleeps with a nightlight. Why should I be worried about a pathetic worm like you?
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.Heh, eldritch abominations? I'm the one they have nightmares about.
edited 4th Mar '12 1:48:34 PM by Rockonman
So what, i got the gun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEgOh yes! A gun, hallelujah! The chiefest and greatest of all weapons!...Or is it? Many have come to me, saying they have found the one thing to kill me with. A gun, a sword, a staff, a polearm, a book, a pendant, a battleship, a horrible beast from beyond the stars, a loophole in the very laws of reality! You aren't the first to face me, whelp. Every tool under the sun has been brought before me in order to break me. As sure as I am standing before you, all of these have failed! And all after shall as well!
edited 4th Mar '12 2:09:07 PM by wikkit
...Are you done? You talk way too much. Let me show you what one is capable of when they don't waste their breath on long-winded speeches.
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805I am what you always have feared, your equal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEgYou are EQUAL to me?...
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........Equal THIS!
edited 4th Mar '12 9:08:53 PM by wikkit
Please. Once you reach my level, the rules no longer apply. I gaze into the abyss, and the abyss goes and curls up in a fetal position in the corner. Your warnings are meaningless.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.And you? You talk too much. Where's the action?
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.Hah! That is only the beginning of my truly epic wordiness. You will find that I can fit in more words per punch than Dragon Ball Z!
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.I can turn the fabric of reality inside out, what could you possibly do to harm me?
This now is going to look like your arse on a plate, lightly toasted for 45 minutes with my flamethrower, then garnished with a nice salad to finish. Voila, motherfucker.
FIMFiction Account MLPMST PageRemember Simo Hayha, the man who offed well over 700 Soviets during about three months of Winter War?
I can do the same in one month. With my bare hands.
grahBare hands ? You think that's gonna work on me ? Have a taste of my BEAR HANDS !
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!You're a Bear? URSA MAJOR PAIN IN THE ASS! Have at you!
Bear hunting is my hobby, boy. Whatcha gonna do about it, hm?
grahBitch, I hunt Mecha Tentcle Gods!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEgYou are unarmed, unarmoured, and stuck in a literal corner of MY territory. I have a wrench. Now, I will give you a choice. Tell me, or tell my wrench.
cross dust to the porchesHitting me with a wrench ? That's how my father used to make me sleep as a baby ! And you're not my father !
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!"look, PAL, I and the airship armada I command have conquered and subjugated HUNDREDS of non-human nations and empire, some spanning entire CONTINENTS. You wannabies have nothin' on me.
edited 5th Mar '12 1:34:35 PM by paradisedj32
Create your own and post them here! Bonus points if you boast back.
... Is that bomb supposed to impress me? Lookie, kiddo, there are three people who survived prolonged contact with that bloody artifact, one of them's me, so whatever you throw at me it won't even come close to what that thing did.
cross dust to the porches