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inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
Anwalt der Verdammten
#3: Jan 12th 2012 at 4:45:36 PM

It took that long to get a thread on this?

And meh, their stuff always made me nauseous.

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MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
cannot into space
#5: Jan 12th 2012 at 4:53:09 PM

You know what this means, right?

We are one step closer to Zombie Land.

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
sirnoob Smárling Lendrmaðsson Since: Jan, 2011
Smárling Lendrmaðsson
#6: Jan 12th 2012 at 4:54:59 PM

"badass" doesn't anything in after used end fail be fine.
johnnyfog Actual Wrestling Legend from the Zocalo Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
Actual Wrestling Legend
#7: Jan 12th 2012 at 4:56:37 PM

We're always just two missed twinkies away from cannibalism.

Think about that.

I'm a skeptical squirrel
randomguy321 Since: Nov, 2011
#8: Jan 12th 2012 at 4:58:34 PM

... why is this such a big deal?

Tre 82123 from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
82123
#9: Jan 12th 2012 at 5:01:09 PM

I've never had any Twinkies at all. I'm always scared they'll either be too much of a disappointment than what everyone says or that they'll make me sick.

But they make Drake's Coffee Cake too and those things are awesome, so this is still troubling news to me.

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
KSPAM PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY from PARTY ROCK Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Giving love a bad name
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
#10: Jan 12th 2012 at 5:04:45 PM

No more Twinkies

I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial
Theboywonder from Your house Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#11: Jan 12th 2012 at 5:11:04 PM

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE.

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#12: Jan 12th 2012 at 5:14:55 PM

Hark! Fret not, children! Twinkies have enough preservatives to last FOREVER! So, so long as you eat them sparingly, WE SHALL NEVER RUN OUT OF TWINKIES, HA-HA!!!

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Ramus Lead. from some computer somwhere. Since: Aug, 2009
Lead.
#13: Jan 12th 2012 at 5:16:37 PM

Tallahassee says otherwise.

The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
cannot into space
#14: Jan 12th 2012 at 5:55:12 PM

I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Leradny Since: Jan, 2001
#15: Jan 12th 2012 at 7:05:04 PM

If you can't find any, make your own.

Alkthash Was? Since: Jan, 2001
Was?
#16: Jan 12th 2012 at 7:07:06 PM

Really, as far as horribly sugary snake foods go, you could do a lot better than Hostess stuff.

Mostly I'm mildly curious what my local store will slot into place. Probably some Roundy's knockoffs.

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#17: Jan 12th 2012 at 9:48:52 PM

NOW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO DIE FROM EATING EIGHTY DEEP FRIED TWINKIES.

Usually here.
Landstander God Of Cake from Somewhere else Since: Jan, 2001
God Of Cake
#18: Jan 12th 2012 at 9:51:45 PM

You can have your twinkies, I work at a bakery where the treats are either dirt cheap for me or just free if I work closing and get to snag the unsold goodies.

Emperor Wu liked cake, but not exploding cake!
AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
I AM NOT A TREE
#19: Jan 12th 2012 at 9:58:33 PM

I love Twinkies.

time to hoard

NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
AStrayBard Sega's Last Hope from 867-5309 Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Sega's Last Hope
#20: Jan 12th 2012 at 10:16:37 PM

WHAT? WHAT? No, this cant be happening...

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Exelixi Lesbarian from Alchemist's workshop Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Lesbarian
#21: Jan 12th 2012 at 10:17:01 PM

I bet in fourty years, twinkies will be worth ridiculous amounts of cash. Like old glass Coke bottles.

It seems another person here is distressed by the disappearance of the delicious coffee cakes. Truly, this is a day to mourn.

edited 12th Jan '12 10:17:42 PM by Exelixi

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TheDeadMansLife Lover of masks. Since: Nov, 2009
Lover of masks.
#22: Jan 12th 2012 at 10:18:02 PM

And one of the last beacons of hope in the world dies.

edited 12th Jan '12 10:19:14 PM by TheDeadMansLife

Please.
feotakahari Fuzzy Orange Doomsayer from Looking out at the city Since: Sep, 2009
Fuzzy Orange Doomsayer
#23: Jan 12th 2012 at 10:27:31 PM

Didn't they already go bankrupt, surviving through a government bailout? I swear I read an article about that a couple years back.

That's Feo . . . He's a disgusting, mysoginistic, paedophilic asshat who moonlights as a shitty writer—Something Awful
Vorpy Unstoppable Sex Goddess from from from from from from from from from Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: Two-timing
Unstoppable Sex Goddess
#24: Jan 12th 2012 at 10:30:18 PM

They still have the knock off Cloudbars around.

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AikoHeiwa I AM NOT A TREE from Aikoland Since: Feb, 2011
I AM NOT A TREE
#25: Jan 12th 2012 at 10:31:24 PM

[up]not the same darn you

NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)

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