This hat doesn't fit!That makes sense, if you know about the moon's effects on the tides.
Tumblr | "Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
BeardlessThat settles it. The moon did 9/11.
I have no beard. I have no beard, and I must scream.
I see the Awesomeness.If I were the moon, that would totally be my plan. They'd never see it coming.
Shipper of SpacetimeIt must've planned that out at least three days in advance.
Santa ClawWell of course. Otherwise it would be perfectly legal for stoners to create The Bong Dynasty or for 13 year olds to give Confucius the idea to say "Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok".
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
Happy winter holidays!There's a "http" problem with your link (possibly a missing colon)
They Called Me Mad!! I decided to show them all; but when I looked on my works, oh mighty, I despaired: for it made me realize they were right.
Hermit PurpleOkay, so I found these in a book that had a chapter devoted to these sort of things, but here goes:
Locking you up on radar since '09 See him surface in every shadow, On the wind I feel his breath
Pirate AND writer!"Studies Show Liberals Are More Stubborn Than Normal People"
The Absolute Fangirl"Women knit uteruses in protest" "Easter Bunny' arrested" "NYC abandons 'dinosaur' ban on tests" "Lightning hits car, mom reacts" Not giving you the links so you can maintain confusion :3
There's no way I can credit all these icons....
'80s TV Action Hero
(possibly a missing colon)I know a guy who has that. Wears a bag-thingy.
Winter is Coming In Absentia Lucis, Tenebrae Vincunt Si non me, qui?
3 microphones foreverI think I've talked about this before, and it's a mundane story but a very unfortunately worded headline - the article was about the Tim Burton adaptation of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory having a good opening week at the box office. They went with something like "Depp's 'Chocolate Factory' Has Delicious Opening". As far as actual weird news stories go, I'm still kinda fond of Porpoises Rescue Dick Van Dyke.
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…D'aww! Hooray for porpoises!
Someday you will die and someone somewhere's gonna steal your carbon.
Just zis guyFor WTF value in both headline and content (more the latter than the former, admittedly), I present to you Police: Man Armed With Plunger Tries To Rob Central New York Bank
edited 13th Apr '12 4:58:27 PM by Nohbody
Just awesome like thatI totally wanna make that movie now.
Dead obese woman's fat sets crematorium building on fire. It's exactly what it sounds like.
GROWWWWWWLMan Attacks Girlfriend With Wasabi-Covered Pants. WUT.
BFS EnthusiastIn the aftermath of a nuclear accident near New Jersey, unknowing of the horror awaiting them, the people of Jersey head to the beach after the nuclear waste issue has been sufficiently dealt with by the government. But, just when the beach babes and dudes thought it was safe to get back in the water... -cut to a picture of a fake tanned steroid user getting pulled into the water by a giant shrimp made of bad CGI-A HORROR UNRELENTING! Its hunger for human flesh never sated! It...is... Cannibal Shrimp: The Invasion Has Begun I also remember reading about some sort of story titled Mitt Romney - Man or Unicorn?
edited 29th Jun '12 11:42:58 PM by NickTheSwing
Steambot FanaticI don't know if this is worthy enough to be placed here, but I found the Serial Butt Stabber to be WTF-inducing, even if the article is a bit old. Also, Man Claims Leprechauns Beat Him Up
Keep your head down, go to sleep, to the rhythm of the war drums.
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