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My anaconda don't.
How fleeting...
Two Killed, Multiple Injured Trying to Retrieve Cell Phone from Toilet
'80s TV Action Hero
Again?
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
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Undercover duck sting causing a stir among NJ motorists.
And it's not just any duck either...
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
absolutely disgusting behaviour by drivers is mentioned in the comments section. I hope their cars get trashed, these people who think it is OK to go through a red light, or try to run someone over, so they have to be a pedestrian for a while.
* by trashed, I mean "doesn't work any more" in any way,
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
I don't care if it was a hoax, but what the flying fuck?
edited 8th Dec '14 7:27:41 AM by valozzy
JEEZ, lady, even I think you're fucked in the head.
edited 12th Dec '14 4:32:05 AM by NickTheSwing
....I just what? If there is anything I hate more then One Direction, Justin Beiber, or Twilight it's the fact that some people in the fanbases for those teen girl aimed stuff are batshit insane.
edited 13th Dec '14 1:27:05 AM by Bleddyn
Collector Of Fine Oddities
My community makes the "Stupid News" headlines yet again.
I really wish PETA wasn't the group at the forefront of the protests. They're seen as lunatics by most and pollute any chance of legit local animal rights groups making some actual headway.
NOT THE BEES
The sad part is that for once, PETA's line of argument is almost completely sound. I don't know if it's just because North Carolina is a particularly low-hanging fruit in that regard or what.
edited 13th Dec '14 10:53:57 PM by Pykrete
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Play-Doh will exchange phallic-shaped toy.
Freud? You there?
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
Collector Of Fine Oddities
How fleeting...
Gross. The only good thing about it is that this time, the opossum is dead and can't suffer.
I don’t even know anymore.
Bavarian Fire Drill at its finest.
I guessed the state it happened in just from reading what happened.
Of Course Its Florida.
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Exploding Kittens sets fire to Kickstarter.
My first thought: What. My second thought: shouldn't that be "set", not "sets"?
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
That has the potential to join Cards Against Humanity as a go-to party game.
NOT THE BEES
California man walks into bear while texting
edited 21st Jan '15 3:08:56 PM by Pykrete
Florida Man has a sidekick now!
Wether or not this is real, it's hilarious:
Texas boy, 9, suspended for threatening to use "Hobbit" magic, dad says
NOT THE BEES
Dammit I just came here to link that.
Also an even bigger fail for the school for apparently thinking the ring obliterates you instead of just making you invisible.
My favorite part is how the kid was already suspended twice for calling another student "black" and for bringing in a children's book that discusses pregnancy.
Princess wand reveals image of girl cutting wrist.
Caveat emptor, much?
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)