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Punisher286 Since: Jan, 2016
#51: Oct 5th 2016 at 2:09:19 PM

Come to think of it, they never did explain what "mark" Jack left on Beckett now did they? It's brought up once, then Beckett changes the subject and we never come back to it.

My theory is that Salazar is perhaps similar to Norrington. Namely a mostly honest naval officer chasing after a pirate, which leads to his undoing. But whereas Norrington was simply disgraced, Salazar and his entire crew died.

And yeah, Salazar looks like he could be a really cool villain. Javier Bardem seems to excel at playing villains.

Whowho Since: May, 2012
#52: Oct 5th 2016 at 3:50:43 PM

The actors both agree that Beckett and Sparrow were lovers, (this is why the compass always points at Jack for Beckett and why Jack makes that "what interest could Elizabeth be to you" comment) Beckett's actor says that the mark left was emotional, Depp says the mark left was syphilis scars.

I'm really sad that Angelica seemingly isn't in this.

edited 5th Oct '16 3:51:55 PM by Whowho

Whowho Since: May, 2012
#53: Oct 5th 2016 at 5:48:03 PM

It strikes me that the franchise has almost exhausted the pirate mythology.

We've had The Black Spot, buried treasure, curses, ghosts, zombies, mermaids, a mutiny, ships in bottles, a one legged man, privatering, Davey Jones, Davey jones' locker, a sea monster, a pirate court, black beard, parley, democracy, a treasure cove, the pirate code, hangings, the Spanish armada.

Like, all I can think of that's left is actually piracy.

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#54: Oct 5th 2016 at 7:31:59 PM

There's actually quite a bit more than that. Each movie is a veritable arsenal of nautical myths and clichés:

Curse of the Black Pearl has Hernán Cortez, cursed gold (cursed aztec gold), a ship with black sails, a damned crew, walking the plank, marooning, mutiny, cursed medallions, a unchartable Island, hanging, Tortuga, the Pirate Code and magic compasses

Dead Man's Chest adds cannibal natives, the Black Spot, Davy Jones, Davy Jones's Locker, The Flying Dutchman, the Kraken, The East India Trading Company (basically a knockoff of the British East/West India Companies), Privateering and Voodoo witches,

At World's End ramps it up even further by adding The Green Flash, the edge of the world, the shifting map, the afterlife of those who died at sea, the sunset-sunrise Chinese myth, the Brethren Court, Pieces of Eight, Calypso and magic massive maelstroms.

On Stranger Tides brings us Ponce de León, the Fountain of Youth, Mermaids, Zombies, Greek Fire, Magic Swords, poisoned swords, literally bottled ships, The Spanish Armada, actual privateering, pegleg piracy.

As you can imagine, they're starting to run out of myths and clichés. Dead Men Tell No Tales is basically scraping the barrel to use The Bermuda Triangle (where Salazar resides apparently) and Poseidon (the main MacGuffin this time around appears to be his Trident, which gives whoever wields it complete control of the seas).

I somewhat hope this film is the last (or at least the last in this particular setting) because they're running out of nautical lore.

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#55: Oct 5th 2016 at 7:50:33 PM

If the Domestic Abuse allegations towards Depp pan out, it may very well be the last if their lead becomes non-bankable. tongue

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#56: Oct 5th 2016 at 8:01:04 PM

I wouldn't mind seeing the franchise sailing away from Jack Sparrow. Barbossa is a fantastic character and I wouldn't mind seeing him take the lead for a while, for example.

Or just a complete change of pace. Make a prequel focusing on the First Brethren Court and how they bound Calypso, make a mystical pirate movie with Chinese Pirates like At World's End Sao Feng (since pandering to the Chinese market is all the rage nowadays). The concept of "mystical piracy" can really go places.

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#57: Oct 5th 2016 at 9:18:13 PM

They still haven't tackled one sea myth that I thought would have been obvious: Scylla and Charybdis.

edited 5th Oct '16 9:19:46 PM by LordVatek

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#58: Oct 5th 2016 at 11:51:17 PM

Isn't Sao Feng problematical as far as the much-sought-after-in-Hollywood-these-days Chinese audience goes? What him being a gangster and those not being all that popular with the Chinese government, especially if it isn't them that's making the illicit money?

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#59: Oct 6th 2016 at 6:45:30 AM

Who, Chow Yun Fat? O.o

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#60: Oct 6th 2016 at 6:57:25 AM

If the Domestic Abuse allegations towards Depp pan out, it may very well be the last if their lead becomes non-bankable.

Non-bankable like Kanye West.

As much as I hate to say it, celebrity status has a habit of outweighing actual crimes. While anyone who decides to boycott a Depp film due to the domestic abuse would be entirely justified in doing so, I doubt Disney has anything to fear from it.

Like, remember that time when Katie Holmes divorced Tom Cruise to protect their daughter from her shit-crazy husband? And now he's still getting cast in 3-4 films a year?

edited 6th Oct '16 7:02:46 AM by TobiasDrake

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LE0Night Since: Jul, 2011
#61: Oct 6th 2016 at 7:20:20 AM

Depp's bankability has been a steadily dwindling thing for years now though, even before the Heard case and that bizarre business with the puppies. Most of his recent roles have ranged from ignored to ridiculed to outright vilified and pretty much all of them have performed below expectations. Black Mass did manage to catch him some critical attention again but it didn't do much better in the box office than the rest of his recent catalogue, Disney hinging their promo on him wouldn't have been a certainty either way.

Punisher286 Since: Jan, 2016
#62: Oct 6th 2016 at 9:01:45 AM

I seriously doubt that they'd do more of these without Jack Sparrow. He's THE face of the franchise.

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#63: Oct 6th 2016 at 11:28:04 AM

What's weird is some celebrities get taken down by this sort scandal and others, seemingly arbitrarily, don't. Jerry Lee Lewis was never able to live down schtupping his underage cousin, for instance, while Woody Allen is still successful despite several pedophilia allegations.

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#64: Oct 6th 2016 at 4:25:18 PM

It depends how public it goes.

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#65: Oct 6th 2016 at 8:32:47 PM
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#66: Oct 7th 2016 at 7:20:51 AM
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#67: Oct 7th 2016 at 8:32:23 AM

Off topic. I'm happy to continue this in the On Topic forum though? I have statistics to hand!

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#68: Dec 7th 2016 at 8:52:01 PM

-long whistle-

The actors both agree that Beckett and Sparrow were lovers, (this is why the compass always points at Jack for Beckett and why Jack makes that "what interest could Elizabeth be to you" comment) Beckett's actor says that the mark left was emotional, Depp says the mark left was syphilis scars.

...I'll admit that's the first time I've heard that one.

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#69: Dec 8th 2016 at 11:59:26 PM

What is that even from? It sounds like the actors were just making a joke.

Anyways, apparently there's a book that talks about Beckett and Jack's history and well, this reddit post I guess sums it up: https://www.reddit.com/r/FanTheories/comments/2h2tmf/request_what_was_the_mark_jack_sparrow_left_on/

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#70: Jan 9th 2017 at 4:27:34 PM

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2017/01/08/2017-must-see-movie-preview-star-wars-beauty-and-the-beast/95949150/

New plot details on USA Today.

Salazar's backstory as a supernatural pirate that crossed paths with a teenage Jack Sparrow seeking out the Trident of Poseidon sounds an awful lot like Captain Torrents from the Teen Jack Sparrow novels.

LE0Night Since: Jul, 2011
#71: Feb 5th 2017 at 4:27:03 PM

A new (and fairly great) trailer for Super Bowl.

Jack is back

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#72: Feb 5th 2017 at 4:35:53 PM

I don't think Barbossa is making it out alive of this one, from what the trailers tell me. The plot is all about Salazar getting the Trident to destroy all pirates. Now, if you were to destroy all pirates, who'd you start with? Capn' Barbossa, of course. The trailer already shows Salazar having Barbossa dead to rights. I think he'll die as a Sacrificial Lion early on to build up Salazar's menace, Salazar will kill him to draw Jack out of hiding to come back after him for Revenge, because as much as Barbossa and Jack bicker, they're still kind of friends.

Also, funny they used Cash's "Ain't No Grave", given how successfully his "Hurt" was used in the trailer for Logan.

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#73: Feb 5th 2017 at 4:48:17 PM

Is that Barbossa, though?

Also, how did that undead parrot even fly?

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Gaon Smoking Snake from Grim Up North Since: Jun, 2012 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#74: Feb 5th 2017 at 5:08:44 PM

Magic.

Also, who else could it be? We saw his face as the ship approaches him and Salazar sneaks up from behind.

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#75: Feb 5th 2017 at 5:36:00 PM

Eh, he just doesn't look like how I remember Geoffrey Rush looking as Barbossa.

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