Detective Extroadinaire
What? Oh, that redshirt stereotype is a load of rubbish. I've been a starfleet personnel for sixteen years and I've never AHGUAGUAGOLLAGHALA-!
-Dies a horrible lightning related death-
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
Private, bring me my brown pants.
same old me
Well it's not like these things affect new guys, right? Oh yeah, I get to be a part of the front lines tomorrow! Neat ain't it?
-Is shot repeatedly along with the rest of the front line-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Awesome, i am a fresh new recruit, wait what is that giant ro...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
One just might
The newly commissioned robot went berserk and I was standing in its way. Swift but painful.
edited 25th Sep '11 9:20:51 PM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Uniocular
I don't really like red. I prefer blOHGODMYSPINE.
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Pirate AND writer!
A newly commissioned robot? I'm going to go torture it in an attempt to get it to communicate!!!!
The remains were never found.
Looking for some stories?
I'll scout ahead sir!
-takes one step and is cut down in hail of gunfire-
Thank guard I am away from battle, guarding this door to the control room is...
-neck is snapped by a agent-
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Departed days ahead.
Man, am I glad I went for a desk job guarding this unimportant buil- -Sniped-
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
FOR GARIBALDI AND A UNITED ITALY!
-Charges the Sicilian line-
Pfft.
Exceptions to every rule.
Besides, I can't get hurt, just by being on TV Tropes, right?
<computer blows up>
someone
-is dead.-
somethingI got a promotion! Now I am a officer! I am safe! I am...
-is blown up by a bomb planted in the base-
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Stop Killing My Titles
Okay, now that I have that power armor, I've should withstand any opposition... Right?
''is killed by .50 BMG armor-piercing round.''
grah
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Hah! I changed my shirt to blue! I'm safe!
(still spontaneously combusts)
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
*Is a background engineering officer*
What? Not everyone in a red shirt gets sent down to planets to get mau-
*Dies in a plasma conduit explosion*
Merry Present Cycle Clone
My Horrible death was so horrible that someone had to put it out of its own misery!
Sparks Make horrible santas... This one is no different!
The thing with the red gold crown.
Hah, they proved in Mythbusters that bulls aren't attracted to red.
(Is torn limb from limb and eaten by bull)
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Dammit, I got sentenced to death for being a Communist.
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
-walks off through tall grass holding sharp object to scratch random phrases and pictures on as many trees as possible-
Hey snakes, it's summer in Australia and I'm going to mess around before I die! Best if I go out doing what I do best... graffiti-ing things while getting horribly lost!
edited 17th Dec '11 10:19:15 PM by KatanaCat
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses youI should be able to withsand the enemy in this tank!
-a spearman attacks the tank. The tank blows up!-
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
START DIEING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg