I'm Batman, I don't enjoy anything.
selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 soulsI caused $200mn in property damage, killed 20 civilians as collateral, all to stop a drug dealer.
I'M BATMAN.
Hand me down... The shark repellent... Bat spray...
I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!
I totally hate my avatar. Just saying.Bees. My God.*
edited 1st Sep '11 6:49:59 AM by EaterOfPizza
Bunch of imitators.
Return to your houses, idiots. There is no point on taking my burden. It is only for me to carry.
"My life is my own" | If you want to contact me privately, please ask first on the forum.I'd advise you go home now.
It's not a good night for trick or treating.
Not on these streets.
SWEAR TO ME!!!!
Tropers watching movies(Turns to face new person)
Fuck you. There. Satisfied? Don't ask for any favours again.
I should really kill the Joker.
But I don't want to, because its fun beating him up.
The Joker needs help.
That's what I used to think.
I've learned that that's who he is now.
He is past redemption.
You ever wonder if bat-themed vehicles and weapons are the best use of my vast fortune?
Ukrainian Red CrossIs that a trick question?
Who are you?
Ukrainian Red CrossAgain, is that a trick question? (wafts cape) Ask anyone.
Jumpin' Jaded Jehosephat, Robin! These batmen are all mook-thrashing, murder-muttering anti-heroes! I think it's time we showed them the real batman!
-Stands on a soapbox and gives morally-absolutist, alliteration-filled speech about heroism and the upholding of US law-
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.we know, and you aren't the real Batman, everyone knows that I don't do that.
selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 soulsI have a variety of behaviors. Sometimes not at all what you would expect.
To the Bat-hroom!
I'm baaaaaaackI'll have you know my non-underwear strikes fear into the hearts of criminals everywhere.
Also I'm Batman. Wait... I mean I'm not Batman.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
I am Vengeance. I am the Night. I. AM. BATMAN.
-poses on a rooftop at night-
Yeah, I don't even know.
edited 31st Aug '11 2:28:01 PM by SapphireFlame
Are you not entertained?