my current job
Output: A squib
, with a paper note saying "Your director may need this."
Input: A puzzle book.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Output, two weeks later: The book half-completed, with a note written in Angrish.
Output: A Blue Meanie.
Input: Microchips and salsa.
Output: Salsa in a bowl Input: Beef
Light and Hope
Output: A plate of burned steak.
Input: A My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic doll.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Output: A small bottle of glue.
Input: Four "D" batteries.
Output: Eight "N" batteries.
Input: My blood, sweat and tears.
Light and Hope
Output: A CD with the song "Nobody's Listening" in it
Input: A Keyblade.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
He'll take the case!
Output: A regular key and a regular sword
Input: A garden gnome
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
my current job
Output: a cute-ish emo boy that's secretly piloted by a colony of gnomes.
Input: the script for Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Output: A Demon Barber.
Input: Duct tape and glue.
SCP-3778-A
Output: A roll of Flex Tape. It's super strong.
Input: A picture of a castle and a coin.
There is always a possibility, no matter how improbable it may seem. Just start thinking about it, and it will haunt you forever.
The Senate
Output: A paper slip reading “thank you, but your drink is in another castle”.
Input: The Sun and 25 cents.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Output: A planet and a penny.
Input: Tacks, a pen, a puzzle book, and tinfoil.
He'll take the case!
Output: The notebook of a conspiracy theorist
Input: A Guns 'N Roses album
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
The Senate
Output: The entire soundtrack of Super Metroid.
Input: A copy of Super Mario World, with all exits found on all three files.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Output: A Weriu doll.
Input: A pillow, a phone, and 43 tons of shaving cream!
Output: A single blank card with a Captcha Code on the back.
Input: An entire Pizza, with pineapple as a topping.
Oh Captain!~
Output: Pointless Internet outrage
Input: A raspberry beret
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
my current job
Output: The Lovesexy album cover.
Input: The Grateful Dead.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Wishes he still lived in the 2000s
Output: Actual dancing skeletons.
Input: The Death Star
Oh Captain!~
Output: The chunks of Alderaan
Input: Some ugly curtains
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
The Senate
Output: Angry people who live across the street from you.
Input: SCP-3700-1 and SCP-3700-2.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Output: A flamethrower that just shoots radioactive gasoline. That's not been pre-ignited.
Input: An explosion.
edited 27th May '18 3:30:41 AM by StarAndroidJaguar
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