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Kayeka Since: Dec, 2009
#51: Jul 21st 2011 at 1:09:56 PM

I once send my adopted daughter into the wilderness to slaughter innocent wildlife, and had her work at the church in order to pay for these sins.

Beorc Ridley and Ridley from hither and yon Since: Sep, 2009 Relationship Status: I know
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metaphysician Since: Oct, 2010
#54: Jul 21st 2011 at 1:29:46 PM

Hmm. Does it count as violent if you get someone *else* to do the deed? Or if the violence only occurs off-screen at a later date?

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sirnoob Smárling Lendrmaðsson Since: Jan, 2011
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#55: Jul 21st 2011 at 1:57:58 PM

I Ionic Drained 15 random civilians at once. It was awesome.

edited 21st Jul '11 1:58:13 PM by sirnoob

"badass" doesn't anything in after used end fail be fine.
DRCEQ Since: Oct, 2009
#56: Jul 21st 2011 at 2:10:56 PM

Umm.. geeze I know I've done some horrible non-violent things in video games before, but I'm having a hard time thinking of some.... Lets see off the top of my head.

Does merely holding a storm trooper up in the air using Force-Levitate count as a violent act? No? What about holding him in the middle of one of the Death Star's energy conduits while the planet destroyer weapon charges up and fires during a test run on it's capabilities? I mean, technically, the laser killed the storm trooper. All I did was non-violently move him in the air.

I can't think of any other examples off the top of my head that don't involve violence to get the end result.

ABNDT Nightmare Muse from Last seen trolling Elesh Norn Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Nightmare Muse
#57: Jul 21st 2011 at 2:59:39 PM

-reads topic title, momentarily forgets he's in Video Games and not Yack Fest-

Lessee, I've also forced Zaalbar to kill his best friend in KOTOR.

I convinced a starving academy applicant to attack an armed guard. He was shot, of course.

I manipulated two fathers into killing each other's children.

I lied to a blacksmith that his daughter was dead, causing him to hang himself, in Dragon Age.

I defiled a sacred artifact before the eyes of someone who cared deeply about it.

I smuggled drugs, blackmailed the recipient for even more money, and then told him I'd blab anyway.

I threatened to kick a homeless woman in the head if she kept begging for money.

That's all I can think of that doesn't involve me shedding buckets o' blood.

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#58: Jul 21st 2011 at 4:46:51 PM

Does merely holding a storm trooper up in the air using Force-Levitate count as a violent act? No? What about holding him in the middle of one of the Death Star's energy conduits while the planet destroyer weapon charges up and fires during a test run on it's capabilities? I mean, technically, the laser killed the storm trooper. All I did was non-violently move him in the air.

You can blame limitations of the title...and my forgetfulness while typing the opening post.

It's supposed to be the worst thing you did that didn't involve violence. So your's is very much violent.

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MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#59: Jul 21st 2011 at 4:55:40 PM

Yeah, aside from making my shotgun-wedding acquired wife in Fallout 2 be a fluffer and then later sold into slavery, I also knocked up a chick in that game and totally left.

And won a boxing tournament exclusively through dick-punches. Probbaly did more, but can't recall right now.

stevebat Since: Nov, 2009
#60: Jul 21st 2011 at 6:02:22 PM

I replaced a sick mans drugs with a deadly and likely highly painful poison.

Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
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Always Right
#61: Jul 21st 2011 at 6:02:53 PM

That's also pretty violent...in a way.

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carbon-mantis Collector Of Fine Oddities from Trumpland Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
Collector Of Fine Oddities
#62: Jul 21st 2011 at 7:00:23 PM

I remember this one thing, I think it was on one of the Knights of The Old Republic games, but can't remember which. Anyhow, whenever you're conversing with this one NPC, you get the standard light side/dark side options, but then for the hell of it you get the Stupid Evil mind domination option For the Evulz.

  • NPC: Blah blah blah

  • You:(Dominate Mind) NEVER SPEAK AGAIN, FOOL.

From then on whenever you tried to speak to the NPC he'd cower and make these disturbing gurgling noises.

feotakahari Fuzzy Orange Doomsayer from Looking out at the city Since: Sep, 2009
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#63: Jul 21st 2011 at 7:18:44 PM

@Beorc, last page: the charity is a front for poachers. By increasing awareness that certain species have become rare, they increase the price for pelts from the remaining specimens.

My most evil act was to steal a MacGuffin that was preventing a town from being destroyed by orcs. (Thou must.)

edited 21st Jul '11 7:20:18 PM by feotakahari

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lolacat Dead? You thought wrong from Vancouver Island Since: Mar, 2011
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#64: Jul 21st 2011 at 11:49:04 PM

stevebat: Was it that Dark Brotherhood quest in Oblivion?

Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
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#66: Jul 22nd 2011 at 1:38:38 AM

...you didn't even read the title....

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Aondeug Oh My from Our Dreams Since: Jun, 2009
Oh My
#67: Jul 22nd 2011 at 1:42:51 AM

I move around the house a lot in The Sims. I move doors. Remove windows. Move beds. Lock people into closets.

And then I refuse to let them socialize solely for the purpose of driving them insane for my own amusement. I also starve them, refuse to let them sleep, and so on.

edited 22nd Jul '11 1:43:16 AM by Aondeug

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SpookyMask Since: Jan, 2011
#68: Jul 22nd 2011 at 2:40:37 AM

BTW, shouldn't tittle be "Worst" instead of "Worse"? o-o

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#69: Jul 22nd 2011 at 3:08:11 AM

The forum doesn't let you edit title name....ya nazi of the grammar.

edited 22nd Jul '11 3:08:32 AM by Signed

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Neo_Crimson Your army sucks. from behind your lines. Since: Jan, 2001
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#71: Jul 22nd 2011 at 5:49:21 AM

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TheBibliophile The Bibliophile Since: Sep, 2010
#72: Jul 22nd 2011 at 6:45:13 AM

I make a point of destroying every fire extinguisher I can find in Mass Effect 1. I'm waiting with great anticipation for the day when a fire breaks out in the Citadel and no-one can do anything about it.

Also, if the gas that comes off them is enough to poison three guys in full armour, it can't be doing much for the locals' respiration.

So I guess this is violent, but not directly towards a person.

TheConductor Since: Jan, 2011
#73: Jul 22nd 2011 at 7:11:50 AM

I don't know if this is violent BUT I did trick an entire school of aspiring Dark Jedi into poisoning and murdering each other.

Mukora Uniocular from a place Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
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#74: Jul 22nd 2011 at 7:41:33 AM

Hm... to actually contribute, there was the time I convinced Alistair to sleep with Morrigan to conceive a demon baby.

But I was guilt-tripped I say! "Think about Leliana. Would she want you dead?" God damn it you sneaky... witch thief.

Of course, that's only in Dragon Age. And only so far. I've done worse in other games and plan to do worse.

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."

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