We are using our avatars in some MMO simulation

-Switches accounts and changes into a giant floating hand with a caption-

-Starts floating around pointing at everyone-

Meh...

I THINK WE NEED A QUEST!

I get two characters yay!

Why did I pick a class that has a 50% chance of going into a Corner of Woe?

Huh... four girls.

We're like Atomic Kitten, except we actually mean things!

I say we quest this shit.

edited 15th Jul '11 12:34:57 PM by Inhopelessguy

...

Wait a moment...

>Changes a few things<

Ok, now that's much better. >:3

Okay... LETS QUEST!

...

Where to?

Hey, check this out!

-turns to an enemy-

Fish Sign: Dragonfish Drill

-utterly destroys teh enemy with the 12 hits fro mit, dealing over 1000 damage, already!-

And that's only ONE of the abilities this character starts with.

On the other hand, all your quests involve trying to control Tenshi, you level up ridiculously slowly, and most of your bosses have a 99% chance of dodging.

Ooooh, the Corner of Woe thing can be turned off with alcohol. Then this is an above-average bard class... thing.

<turns to enemy>

Excuse me... do you have the time?

Well, its time for you to say your prayers.

<eyes shoot laser beams>

Huh... didn't know I could do that.

Hmm, let's see, controlling four characters at once isn't easy, but, well...

-looks at controls-

Wait a sec... there are alternate control schemes. Meh, I'd rather have limited control of them as a group then to control one fully and leave the rest to die by the hands of the AI. I hear it's really kind of retarded.

Now let's see... Sholryk can both DPS & tank, Lankolyk can set traps & nuke, Zanjuyn can also nuke & teleport and... play music? Annoy the enemy?

Oh, and then Flegatyk/Tyki can heal and mezz. Pretty cool combo.

Miku/Luka use their music to cast spells and the like. They are better as support, buffing/healing.

But, Miku can do the DPS role too with her Leeks. Anything that gets close is gonna get leeked!

edited 15th Jul '11 1:13:50 PM by StephanReiken

Is all you people care about fighting? I came here for some normal online interaction.

-to Miku and Luka, and Abe -

"I would, like, to quest."

"Please, accept, my hiney."

What the...? The response system is stupid.

"Honey. Please, accept, my honey."

edited 15th Jul '11 1:15:36 PM by Inhopelessguy

-continues drilling enemies-

I don't care about fighting, but my Avatar's Girlfriend isn't online, so... I might as well stand by and talk for a bit.

What do you mean by honey? Literally a honey item my character can use?

Hey, guys! My class starts with a ship! Let's go sail to some exotic endgame content!

-starts flying-

Flight, too? You are all Parsee at my abilities.

Stop showing off. How about appreciation for normal, visual novel type characters?

Look! I got my character a costume!

Yay!

Changing avatar to a Grim Angel, since I felt like it. I would rather not fight for now...

I just got my character hired in a coffee shop. Now I just have to earn enough money to do something later on.

Imma just fly around, then. Not like anything can handle danmaku anyway.

My new character can open portals, apparently.