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Do you own any pets?
Yes.
Where have you been?
82123
All my life, all my li-i-i-ife?
Beemer, Benz or Bentley?
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Something practical.
Where's my money?
Tief girl with eartude
On your wallet or bank account?
What is your dream vehicle?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
...?
Don't have one.
Bow tie, neck tie, bolo tie, or no tie?
No tie, even though I wore a neck tie in one of my costumes...
Speaking of costumes, have you ever made one?
Braids From S286 Not Included
No.
Are you losing faith in humanity?
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
No. And frankly that sentiment is starting to get on my nerves.
Does it get on yours?
Tief girl with eartude
A bit.
Have you grown out of cynicism yet?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
People grow from pessimism, from naivety, from the need to prove themselves. I don't think you grow from Cynicism.
Did you tip your waiter last time you ate at a waited restaurant?
...?
Anytime I go to a restaurant it's with my parents, and they do usually tip the waiter, which they did do last time.
Would you rather have lobster claws for hands or a snake for a tongue?
my current job
A snake for a tongue. The former would just turn me into Zoidberg.
What's the word on the street?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
Hell if I know. And Family Guy didn't write that song; the Trashmen did. It was their only goofy song; the rest were indistinguishable from the Beach Boys, or any other band around that era. That's why you've never heard of them.
Have you ever heard of the Trashmen?
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
82123
They wrote Surfin' Bird. (And they say Family Guy isn't educational!)
Have a favorite fictional band?
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Lord High Exquisitor
First that comes to mind is Sex Bob-omb.
What musical instrument would you like to be able to play that you can't?
Better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.
Jer gets all the girls
Saxophone, if only because you can imitate a foghorn with it.
What's your guilty pleasure?
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Braids From S286 Not Included
Pororo the Little Penguin. (shot)
Aren't you a little young to play the forum games?
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
I'm 20 years old.
Aren't you a little old?
Lord High Exquisitor
I'm 26 in a couple weeks. I feel just a little old.
When's the last time you had a bath?
Better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.
My son is a dumbass
I regularly shower
What was the last Tropepage you edited?
Tief girl with eartude
It's for a Book - Adding a link to a wikipedia page on the FBI's raid of Steve Jackson Games.
What have you spent this weekend doing?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
10 YEARS
Went into town and got myself several Play Station (1) games on Saturday. Did pretty much fuck-all on Sunday (today).
What is your ideal lifestyle?
simple as
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
To quote Princess Laynessia: "I dream of being lazy
"
What's one of the most original/creative fictional stories you know of, especially in The New '10s?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Yeah, I remember liking them when I was a child.
Is there such a thing as a dumb question?