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WolfMan16 Humans disturb him from the cold land of coffee lovers Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Hello, I love you
Humans disturb him
#1: May 18th 2011 at 6:46:44 PM

Would you invite them in?

Some folks on the Internet think they're a special GIFT to the world, and others aren't. In this perspective, they're kind of right.
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#2: May 18th 2011 at 6:48:33 PM

Most definitely not.

In fact, I would consider calling the police.

[down] She's not actually a metalhead in the traditional sense, but okay.

edited 18th May '11 8:00:56 PM by annebeeche

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Shadowbell Macinatrix Insana from Massachusetts Since: Jan, 2001
Macinatrix Insana
#3: May 18th 2011 at 7:57:20 PM

Sure, especially if she's a fellow metalhead.

Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
Psyga315 Since: Jan, 2001
#4: May 18th 2011 at 8:00:48 PM

Invite them in and pray the next thing you hear is "YES! OH YES!"?

annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#5: May 18th 2011 at 8:01:59 PM

Take lots of pictures for my crazy yaoi-loving friends, then engage in Ham-to-Ham Combat with Kenneth Branagh.

edited 18th May '11 8:02:21 PM by annebeeche

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#6: May 18th 2011 at 8:03:55 PM

Aww, I was hoping for a certain /other/ Gensokyo shrine mai-

I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! DON'T KILL ME!

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#7: May 18th 2011 at 8:27:02 PM

Sorry, I thought you were Morrigan from your shadow. -slams door-

Deer
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#8: May 18th 2011 at 8:29:03 PM

You may come in, But you'll have to teach me how to identify other mythological creatures!

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
Shadowbell Macinatrix Insana from Massachusetts Since: Jan, 2001
Macinatrix Insana
#9: May 18th 2011 at 8:29:10 PM

[up][up]Ah, you like to read too? Come on in, we can exchange books.

[up]Uh, hello. Why are you so heavily armed, and at my doorstep?

edited 18th May '11 8:30:14 PM by Shadowbell

Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
Tre 82123 from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
82123
#10: May 18th 2011 at 8:31:07 PM

Um, the brothel is on 42nd Street.

-slams door-

edited 18th May '11 8:31:34 PM by Tre

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
Shadowbell Macinatrix Insana from Massachusetts Since: Jan, 2001
Macinatrix Insana
#11: May 18th 2011 at 8:33:10 PM

Is...is that a generic box floating outside my door? How is this happening, I'm not on any drugs.

[up] They're not prostitutes, they're lovers

Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#12: May 18th 2011 at 8:44:09 PM

Okay really, guys, I'm happy for you and all, but do you really have to do this on my doorstep?

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Tre 82123 from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
82123
#13: May 18th 2011 at 8:47:12 PM

Hi there! Did you want my 'rents or anything?

No? Alright.

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#14: May 18th 2011 at 8:50:37 PM

...Patchouli-saaaaaaan! You're newest fetish object is heeeeeeeeeeere!

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#16: May 18th 2011 at 9:05:19 PM

Freeze. Put my hands up. Negotiate my way out of imminent death.

edited 18th May '11 9:06:16 PM by annebeeche

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
RenaTheArchmage Actually, it's Euphinatrix. from the Factory Since: Oct, 2009
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
#17: May 18th 2011 at 9:08:14 PM

CHIIIIIIIINAAAAA! You're... Um... You're different from all the other ones, you know that?

I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#18: May 18th 2011 at 9:12:22 PM

Shut your mouth please - it's not polite to stare and a fly might fly in -_^

edited 18th May '11 9:12:35 PM by StolenByFaeries

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#19: May 18th 2011 at 9:15:21 PM

Hey, uh, you need a towel for that? I have a towel.

...

That is cherry juice or something like that, right?

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#20: May 19th 2011 at 7:24:59 AM

... I think you have the wrong house ma'am, the social people are across the street.

Deer
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#21: May 19th 2011 at 3:05:12 PM

Him: I received your mail by mistake...

Me: Thank you... (he's purple...) grin

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Shortcake Since: Apr, 2010
#22: May 19th 2011 at 4:11:20 PM

Oh hey, Yoshi! Mind sharing some of that popcorn?

WolfMan16 Humans disturb him from the cold land of coffee lovers Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Hello, I love you
Humans disturb him
#23: May 19th 2011 at 5:43:28 PM

Come on in.cool

Leave your shoes by the door though.

Some folks on the Internet think they're a special GIFT to the world, and others aren't. In this perspective, they're kind of right.
Korodzik Since: Jan, 2001
#24: May 19th 2011 at 11:49:57 PM

Uh, I'm not interested in whatever it is you're selling, even though you seem like a very intelligent and charming person and please don't blow up my house in retaliation. *

edited 19th May '11 11:50:56 PM by Korodzik

CrystalGlacia from at least we're not detroit Since: May, 2009
#25: May 20th 2011 at 7:21:46 PM

Disappear back into the depths of my house and pretend I'm not home.

"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."

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