If you were a shapeshifter...

Well, for one I wouldn't need surgery and hormones, and for another, I'd turn into a floating mass of penises and freak the shit out of everyone.

Hmm... I could be a literal cat burglar!

• Fight crime
• Commit crimes
• Start a 1 man show with Loads And Loads Of Characters
• Fuck with people by changing in the middle of a conversation
• Modeling career

edited 6th Jan '12 8:26:04 PM by Malph

Walk around made entirely out of raw meat. Just for the reactions. Then, also for the reactions, disguise myself as the Tenth and Eleventh Doctors and try to pick up chicks. Bitches love Time Lords.

After that.... I dunno, probably kill the leader of some small, unimportant third world country and assume his identity, living a life of decadence and luxury in the midst of disease, crime and poverty.

well I'd definitely spend some time shrunken down to two inches because I've always wondered what the world would be like from that size.

Also I'd make my default apperance taller,healther and more muscular.

Isn't it obvious get back stage at concerts lol Also maybe shape shift historical figures and then when people remark at the resemblance get offended say I look nothing like them, Also gender swap at will, sometimes on the fly and freak people out with it.

Also I'll make my self look like Jesus and confuse people.

Turn into fictional characters for Cosplay.

I see myself traveling as a bird a lot - you'd get there first, less of a chance of getting lost, and won't be stopped by someone asking for change, trying to get signatures or donations, etc.

For some reason I also keep thinking of turning into celebrities, cryptids, etc for the Cassandra Bystander effect and/or to give someone a strange story to tell - like what if you went to go pick up a pizza you ordered, and before you got it into the car, Taylor Swift ran off with it? Or Bigfoot, Barney the dinosaur, whoever.

Maybe I'd run around as a cat a lot; I used to love climbing up on narrow stone walls and walking along them so I could see myself turning into a cat on occasions where I didn't need to carry a lot and I was on the way to somewhere. That or a squirrel. I'd probably love being forms where you can just run around and climb on stuff.

Maybe do some shipping.

Never need to buy or style wigs again for cosplay

The boring answer is that I'd mainly use it to assume a form that doesn't make me want to gag every time I accidentally see myself in the mirror or on a photograph.

I'd probably also turn into various animals, like cats, birds and such.

Edited by MagmaTeaMerry on Sep 4th 2021 at 5:41:21 PM

Commit fraud, mostly. That or hire myself out to tank the reps of high profile figures for money.

Assuming that I'd have the ability to turn into almost anything, I can think of two things to do. Either I'd use my powers for SFX in film-projects, or then I'd become a benevolent trickster spirit.

There's gonna be a lot more cryptids and paranormal encounters in my town.

I'd turn into something that could breathe underwater (or at least, be able to hold their breath for a while, like a dolphin or whale).

i would probably shapeshift into an old doll and just scare people

Reject humanity. Become w a l r u s .

...Or any of my favorite animals, really. If I could turn into fictional characters, I could have even more fun with that.

I am a shapeshifter. How else would I be able to type?

I don't know if I would like to be a bird or anything that flies for that matter. I'm terrified of heights and hate the g-force of planes and rollercoasters.

Maybe a shark, the sea can be beautiful and I could enjoy it while (usually) being the top of the food chain.

I'd shapeshift into something cute, I guess.🥰

Watch me transform into Marie-Antoinette or Zelda Fitzgerald.... Or the fusion of the two.

I'd like to shapeshift into something that could fly.