Whamise this line. A Game.

A minion previously thought to be a mindless devotee to the villain of the work gains a spine of his own, then proceeds to bring the minions over to his side, who then abandon the villain en masse to go join the heroes.

"You honestly think anyone's ever going to care what you threw your life away for?"

Spoken by the villain to a heroic character right before they are martyred. The hero hopes his death will be just the beginning. The villain has a different opinion. He's right.

"It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."

Said after seeing someone they considered a "friend" die in a brutal and then smiling slyly, as they walk off with the killer.

"We are all out of milk."

Situation: The Hero noticed in the morning that he was out of milk and his roomate sees it and remarks on it. Later that day, he fights off the Big Bad, whose identity he doesn't know. It is spoken by him.

The Line: You came alone.

HSQ, that is good.

The Hero arrives to help his friends fight off unbeatable odds, unable to convince anyone to help them, The Lancer says this realizing that they are totally fucked.

The Line: "I Love you"

edited 30th Apr '11 11:31:12 PM by Vyctorian

The horrible, misshapen monster that attacked the hero and his party utters this just as the hero is about to finish it off. It is at this moment that he realizes that the monster is his true love, mutated into an abomination and unable to control her actions except at the very end.

"That was 599. Next will be 600."

Rebecca Black does maths.

Next Line: "If you don't mind, I'll take this now. I...I'm going to take it even if you mind. It just sounded cool. I feel I'm over explaining this."

"That was 599. Next will be 600."

The heroes who have been hearing the arc number 599 and believed it to refer to the object of their pursuit have just experienced something horrible that has dwindled their numbers, and then they hear the line from the recurring mysterious stranger character.

"Fifth platoon was folded into B Company."

Situation: Prefaced by the recipient of the line saying, "I'm in the fifth platoon. We've been working with A Company for months. Seriously, what's..."

Said recipient has also been operating under the assumption that something very bad had happened to B Company several months ago, rendering it functionally non-extant.

New Line: "It's still talking."

edited 1st May '11 11:12:53 PM by JHM

An artificial intelligence gathering system, developed by the US (who else) has been corrupted by a rogue hacking gang and continues to spit out petabytes of data pertaining to all those unwanted people under surveillance, orchestrated by the Trilateral Commission, funded by the Federal Reserve. Yet in doing so, it no longer feeds the people who originally directed the surveillance, it now feeds those who oppose the New World Order and thus must be taken out, but it proceeds to produce data nonetheless.

Next:

"It has been rumored that this specimen is more docile than advertised."

Said by The Doctor after he describes exactly how hopeless the situation is. Never let him talk.

last words on an Apocalyptic Log. Said specimen is now known to have escaped.

Line: Reports mention a girl, a pack of dogs, a small angel, and a ghost.

edited 1st May '11 11:39:36 PM by HistoryMaker

The story follows around an agent of an organization that deals with super natural creatures. He has been chasing a few that escaped from a prison and has tracked them down to remote Switzerland. When he gets there it is revealed that he is to late and the reason the group came to Switzerland was to recruit a demigod creature, the small angel, to their cause, which reports reveal they have managed to do.

"Do you know what the name Speare really means"

It turns out the word "Speare" really dates back in the Hero's ancestry to the word "Spear", which was the last name given in the old caste system to the Mooks and Reserves, the nothings in the army. This means the Hero was descended from Generic Soldiers, and the prophecy states he was destined to carry out his ancestor's role in the present day.

"See? I told you I'd come back!"

Captain Graph loved to hit people over the head with his "No One Gets Left Behind" mantra, and he claims he'll always come back for a man or woman in trouble. So everyone was shocked when he apparently deserted them in the middle of a harsh battle. Things are going poorly for them... until the Captain returns with The Cavalry and a smile on his face, ready to do good for his troops.

Dammit, girl, I wish you didn't make me do this.

Investigative journalist Marie Jorden has been chasing down a story about new super addictive drugs on the street and a mysterious sour known only as Mr C has been helping her. When she finally tracks down Mr C it is revealed he is the son of the most powerful drug lord in the city and he has just been using her to get rid of his farther so he can take his place. The line is said when he lunges at her with a knife.

"I saw the negative horizon with my own eyes"

Please, next time, use some word that layman can understand, I had to look up wikipedia and...oh and use a real word too.

The negative horizon happened during the creation of the parallel universe that the story takes place in and happened many millenia ago. The line is spoken by the Tagalong Kid.

"Who taught me? Experience."+

edited 4th May '11 4:11:06 AM by dRoy

Spoken by a very young child when asked who taught them to kill. This would be immediately after said child is found standing over the body of a very physically fit victim holding a bloody knife.

"Have we met?"

The protagonist returns to his present day after saving the past. Everything seems to be fine, until he runs across his longtime love interest...

"That was just the part with the eyes."

I response to: “I saw the creature it was round, about 18 inches in diameter, and had red glowing eyes”

In actuality the creature Is 7 feet long covered in spikes and has massive razor sharp pincers.

Line: What are you taking about? My dad is dead.

edited 5th May '11 5:17:04 PM by HistoryMaker

The protagonist is a Private Detective who's been hired by a wealthy businessman to find his estranged son. When the protagonist finally tracks him down and explains, this is the son's response.

"I'm sorry, sir. Those aren't my orders."

edited 5th May '11 5:22:36 PM by nrjxll

A soldier for the good guys has just revealed that he's taking orders from a different authority... thus marking the start of a From Nobody to Nightmare plot.

"Woohoo! Check it out! I found an Ultra-Rare!"

Shouted by the kid sidekick while our heroes are sifting through pebbles looking for tiny gemstones. The purple ones are ultra-rare. Our heroes were hoping to find a few yellow ones so as not to starve. One purple is enough to raise a small army.

Line: Good tidings of great joy.

You don't understand what a wham line means, do you?

The villain is an evil magician who runs a game shop as a front. The protagonist infiltrates the shop, trying to save his friend who got kidnapped. The protagonist has a tagalong sidekick who has no idea what's going on, however, and he happens to spot a card lying on the table - he's exhilarated by the gold text and shiny picture, but the protagonist is horrified to recognize the name and face on it. As it turns out, the villain is turning people into cards and stealing their souls to fuel his power, and the protagonist's friend is his latest victim.

The line is spoken by a sabotaged robot, a friendly-sounding messenger that has been reprogrammed and modified into a killing machine. The protagonists think they've managed to dispose of it, but shortly after they've entered the escape pod and launched from the ship, they hear his familiar greeting coming from right behind them...

"Have you seen the rest of me anywhere?"

edited 5th May '11 8:52:14 PM by Ryusui

Your friend has been brought back as a zombie and he/she says this to you as you have just blown off and a leg and an arm him/her limping after you....you were told zombies had no memories or ability to speak.

"Where are my pants?"