Whamise this line. A Game.

Mr. Larrity has decided to re-discuss Black Steve having his own office.

"Here we go again."

edited 7th Apr '14 8:08:22 AM by maxwellelvis

The story begins with the hero in a duel-to-the-death with the villain, his friends all around him dead. Finally, the villain stabs the hero and gloats over his dying body.

The hero, along with his friends, wake up looking rather disappointed, and the hero says the line.

"If there was anyone I'd to choose to stab me in the back, it'll always be you."

The hero has their back turned to their Punch-Clock Villain Love Interest (who they're in a Dating Catwoman situation with). They say this line and the camera pulls back to reveal said LI is holding them hostage; it looks like their employer'll be getting the MacGuffin they've been working together to retrieve.

That was my favourite book!

Jim stared in horror as Larry used the book as a laundry basket.

"This. Isn't. FUNNY!"

A known school bully targets his family for a prank that he fell for when he was in high school. He wants to pay by having the victim's family killed in what appear to be simple pranks.

"You're starting off a war just to save the colony despite what the people think about that? Let me know when opinions change."

A random civilian says this, revealing he's the Big Bad, and leaving. He's still out there, and he could come back to haunt The Hero at any time....

We ran out of fuel half an hour ago.

Things you don't want to hear over the airplane intercom.

"I love you, you love me." Barney's a stalker.

For The Next Poster: "Hey, Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!"

After spending almost the whole summer vacation without any ideas what to do, Ferb's best friend thinks of a way to rob a bank and get away with it.

"If this doesn't pan out, we won't hear from each other again."

Roger groaned at Dirk's awful pun as he prepared to pitch his advertising campaign for Duratron brand cookware.

"I'd like the grilled scampi, please." said Audrey.

edited 14th May '14 1:02:46 PM by bloodsquirrel

Audrey is trying to infiltrate a race of people with a terrible allergy to scampi. She has nearly discovered their secrets when she forget about the allergy and reveals herself as an impostor.

"Oh no! They have hamsters!"

edited 14th May '14 7:44:30 PM by S95159

The Big Bad realises that the heroes has obtained eldritch abominations that take the form of hamsters, which they use to inadvertently start world-wide destruction.

There are too many people.

edited 19th May '14 6:11:15 AM by RandomAdventure

The seemingly good guy with the solution to the oncoming apocalypse proposes his plan to save people... but then remarks that there's just too many people and it becomes apparent that part of his plan revolves around genocide.

This is our stage now!

Prelude to a gang fight between Broadway casts.

Eat at Joes. Eat at Joes. Eat at Joes.

A madness mantra of someone who ate at Joe's diners despite being subdued by police after violently reacting to someone who publicly said that the restaurant sucked.

Hey aliens! I got a big surprise for ya! Bet you never thought of facing a transforming variable fighter jet in SPACE, huh?!

edited 20th May '14 5:42:09 AM by Ominae

I'm just gonna guess that came before a turning point in the Zentraedi Wars.

Is that your final answer?

The Big Bad turns out to be Chris Tarrant!

Chapter five, you fool!

Bob made the wrong magic potion, causing Jerry to turn into a Muppet. The dragon ate him. His last words, "No! The armor spell was on..gasp...Chapter five, you fool!"

Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so YOU don't have to.

"But wait... I HAVE AMNESIA!"

Playing with matches turned out to be everything Charles had hopped for.

Charles, who has been just caught and diagnosed with a disease which makes him hop uncontrollably, takes his anger out by burning down the hospital (having had experience with playing with matches, of course) and becomes a wanted pyromaniac.

Whoa, calm down there. No hate.

The villain has slashed the hero's best friend — who turns out to be a robot!

"Well, that was the shortest six months I ever experienced."

Due to Time Travel, the hero was sent forward six months in time, which for him was about ten seconds.

Oh shit! It's Ghost Rider in a Wedding Dress!

This leads to the realization that the ghost rider is a girl.

"You'd think I'd learn by now that all I ever do is mess things up."

edited 2nd Jun '14 5:20:35 PM by Aquatica1000

This marks the Start of Darkness for the sympathetic Big Bad.

Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?

Mr. Krabs has been paraplegic for weeks. The line is said to him as his feet are tickled by Plankton, eventually revealing Mr. Krabs to have been faking it all along to attract sympathy from customers.

You'd think after all these years you'd have remembered your training.

edited 5th Jun '14 9:02:05 PM by Zennistrad