Driving safely? <giggles> CARS ARE CUUUUTTTEEE!
The next PSA will be on music.
Music is one of the greatest things invented by mankind. Chopin perfectly captures perfectly the beauty of night in his Nocturnes, while Mozart embodies the joy and humour of man, while Bach's religious pieces can truly move the soul...
-Plays Nocturne in E Flat Major-
The next PSA is about the War of Spanish Succession.
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War is bad.... It endangers family. Endangers Eren... Never again...
The next PSA is on being an asshole.
I did naht.
Humans disturb him
Always remember, if you start acting like an asshole to others. I will go over to your house and eat you alive. 
Next PSA is about gun safety.
Some folks on the Internet think they're a special GIFT to the world, and others aren't. In this perspective, they're kind of right.
Ok now it's Hyde.
"Careful with guns. You could die."
Edit: Fuck. Shoot me in the foot.
Malnutrition.
edited 2nd Jan '18 7:44:49 PM by ScotieRw
Apparently this version of Hyde looks like a Jojo's character. According to people who have seen that anime and I guess understand it.
Not Sherlock Holmes
Remember to give my Spider Donuts to African kids~
Smoking.
edited 2nd Jan '18 7:47:37 PM by TalesofUnder
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
He'll take the case!
"Kids, don't smoke, or else you'll become a zombie. Like me... Shut up, that's how it works."
Work safety.
edited 2nd Jan '18 8:17:38 PM by Some_Person
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
You know what's worse than having a pointless dead-end job for next to no money? Lying in the hospital recovering for months at a time in agonizing pain. So watch out. Don't get too ambitious at work, and you'll probably be okay. Ugh.
Good citizenship
Asgore Adopts Noelle
"Hello! ... Hi! ... Yeah!" (He's not one for many words. 
)
(The next PSA will have to be about learning English.)
edited 2nd Jan '18 9:26:49 PM by DingoWalley1
"Oh, um... Hello! English is a language used in many different countries nowadays and can be very important when traveling. What if you get lost and don't know how to ask for directions for example? You won't be able to just rely on your friends and family for help if you're alone. It's a good idea to try to learn so you won't be stuck in a situation like that!
TNA has to give an anti-bullying message.
I wish I could have written the PSA better, but it's hilarious that Aichi had to give a PSA on learning English since Vanguard actually kind of delves into the English language in a couple scenes...
edited 2nd Jan '18 9:46:21 PM by CrystalMemoria
Ok now it's Hyde.
"Just don't be a di-JERK. I MEAN JERK. I DON'T KNOW WHAT CURSE WORDS ARE FOR I AM A CHILD. Be nice. You'll make more friends that way."
Not letting food go to waist.
Apparently this version of Hyde looks like a Jojo's character. According to people who have seen that anime and I guess understand it.
plant
Everyone, you know you shouldn't waste your food...so give it to me instead. Trust me, I'll eat anything. Even pineapple on pizza.
gun safety
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
He'll take the case!
"You see this haircut? It's covering a huge bullet hole in my forehead. If you don't want to have hair like me, then you'd better use your guns safely."
Drugs.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Hydraloonie
This is perfect for Moe.
See your carry your gun this way, why is everyone laughing at me? It must be because of my huge ears. IT'S HOW I WAS BORN
BANG
Mastrubation
Progress has it's stepping stones.
"Some things should be kept behind closed doors...like the Ruins, the True Lab, and anything involving your hands going down your pants. I'll leave it at that."
Fire Safety
edited 5th Jan '18 11:25:13 AM by RaspyMink
Driving Safety.
[Kangaskhan is crossing the street, chattering happily to her baby. The camera pans out to show that she is very clearly in the crosswalk.]
[A car speeds through the crosswalk, narrowly missing Kangaskhan]
[Kangaskhan uses Mega Punch to disable the car, then uses Rage. The terrified driver sneaks out the passenger side and runs. As the scene fades, Kangaskhan is still Raging on the car. The words "STATE LAW: Pedestrians have the Right-Of-Way in Crosswalks" appears on screen.]
Adopting Pets
He'll take the case!
"Kids, never ever adopt any kind of pet. All animals are evil and will spit venom in your face!"
This has been a message from the ghost of Dennis Nedry.
Smoking
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Ok now it's Hyde.
"If someone politely asks you to stop smoking, stop. If someone impolitely asks you to stop smoking, press your let cigarette and or cigar to their eye and blind them. Only the one eye though in case they do it again. Also I don't know what to do if you smoke a pipe. Maybe just take your lighter and set them on fire."
Vehicle maintenance.
Apparently this version of Hyde looks like a Jojo's character. According to people who have seen that anime and I guess understand it.
Please save the rainforests of the Congo. Those poor mountain gorillas are critically endangered. If you humans don't stop now, the gorilla-guerrillas shall have their revenge!
Quasideity of Boredom
So you don't want to wander The Abyss as a mindless, soulless Hollow? "All my friends have souls," you say, "I don't want the world to end, you say," "But the Lord of Cinder's sacrifice would be for nothing!" you say? Well, I'm Pontiff Sulyvahn, and I'm here to tell you the truth.
The Gods are Cowards. They live in fear, not only of the dark, but of the fact that mankind will rise to take their place. Once humanity lived in peace with the dark, but with the advent of flame, our true selves were buried under an illusion, a seal of fire. All the Lords of Cinder have suffered in vain, for they cannot fight the true nature of the world, and the nature of Humanity. Aldrich 24-31:1
You can become a member with little to no cost today, even help us to spread the word of the world's nature to the community! Come worship with us at the First Lothrian Protestant Church of The Deep (located both in Irythyll of the Boreal Valley and right off the end of the Road of Sacrifices)
edited 18th Jan '18 12:08:43 PM by professortrashwheel
I'm afraid that Mr. [REDACTED] will not be seeing us again for the rest of his life
Ok now it's Hyde.
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
and Aren't playing this right.
Quasideity of Boredom
Remember, when using a bonfire warp, all enemies in the area will revive upon use.
Next PSA is on religious tolerance
I'm afraid that Mr. [REDACTED] will not be seeing us again for the rest of his life
Listen, I'm sure this topic is really important to some people, but personally, I couldn't care less. So why don't you just let me go, and-
[Take 2]
(sigh) My name is Wolf O'Donnell, and I'm here to talk to you about religious tolerance.
...You should do it. Okay, can I leave now?
Recycling.
edited 18th Jan '18 6:37:25 PM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
ATTENTION UNDERLINGS! DRIVE SAFELY, OR YOU MIGHT INJURE ONE OF YOUR BETTERS IN A CAR ACCIDENT. AS YOU KNOW, THE PENALTY FOR INJURING A NAMELESS IS DEATH TO ALL WITHIN A THREE-KILOMETER RADIUS OF THE OFFENDER'S RESIDENCE!
THE NEXT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT WILL BE ABOUT THE VIRTUES OF LOYALTY TO YOUR NAMELESS OVERLORDS!
edited 15th Sep '11 1:19:43 PM by YouMustDie
Ironic, huh?