Maid of Time
When in doubt, teleport him to some random spot in outer space.
The Batterwitch has me in her clutches!!!!
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
dork on dork violence
 | Rescue mission, go! |
I have been diagnosed with dengue fever!
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
He'll teleport you out!
I'm being chased by a vengeful ghost!
Spooky Fugger
Flandre's prescence scares the ghost away forever.
I'm transforming into a frog.
"Give before you take, or I'll hit you with a rake" ~ Socrates
Tief girl with eartude
 | Link can restore you as a sidequest. Just make sure you have a heart piece for him. |
I've been roped into dressing as a Cat Girl.
edited 7th May '15 4:15:31 AM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Shadow of Legends
 | He'll snap his fingers and find a way to bullshit you out of it. |
I have a sick mind that won't quit.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
dork on dork violence
 | Just let this dude tinker with your mind a bit. Don't worry, he's an expert. |
My tea is too sweet!
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Transcender of Gender
 | She'll drink it all, helpfully comment that it is too sweet, and then bully Wakamatsu into getting a more bitter one. |
I've been suspended over a deadly lava pit!
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
 | He'll use the Force to levitate you away from it. |
My rent is too damn high.
Jer gets all the girls
 | Henry'll haunt the place. Maybe that'll bring the prices down. |
Every radio station just keeps churning out Taylor Swift songs!
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
I'd say it's time to give the emergency broadcast system a whirl.
I keep hearing weird noises coming from that drainage pipe across the street.
 | The Soverign Leech is good with pipes, very friendly and can use extremly potent magic. It should be a great help to you! |
I cannot sleep at night, terrible nightmares are keeping me awake!
edited 26th May '15 2:06:59 AM by Laithelryn
Wicked Flight
 | Franziska will whip you into unconsciousness. Painful, sure. Effective? Well, I think so. |
There's no food left!
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
Braids From S286 Not Included
 | Here's some fresh produce, y'all! | |
The princess is in another castle!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Student of Story
 | Due to how fast he is it won't take him long to find the right castle, and because of how how strong he is, I'd like to see them try to do something to keep him from saving her. |
It's coming right for us! (I'll leave the exact it up to your imagination)
edited 26th May '15 6:34:06 AM by TheWanderer
| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
shine on
 | Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann will either turn it back or turn it to ash. |
i need a fast car.
edited 26th May '15 1:06:25 PM by crimsonstorm15
All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.
dork on dork violence
 | Why drive a fast car when you can drive a fast tank? |
My planes kept getting shot down!
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
 | Their socerey can eaisly sheild your aircraft. |
I want more of the world to be covered by snow.
Braids From S286 Not Included
 | Self-explanatory. | |
I'm thirsty, but I'm too lazy to get my own glass of water.
edited 29th May '15 5:19:42 AM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Jer gets all the girls
 | Yotsuba sprays some water at you. Skssh skssh. |
My spoon is too big.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Not an evil Thievul
I could compress it into a smaller size, if you'd like?
I'm surrounded by muggers. Who can get rid of them and save me?
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
 | The Farseer of Elcarnior has quite a bit of experience with muggers, they will soon regret trying to rob you! |
I require assistance, I do not have enough time to harvest all my crops before the onset of winter!
dork on dork violence
 | Magoichi commands a brigade of soldiers that are (historically) recruited from peasants and the like. Of course, he would like a cut of the harvest as payment. |
I need to cross a minefield!
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Adrammelech will fly you across.
An alien warlord has arrived and wants to engage in ritual combat with Earth's greatest fighter for control of the planet.
Great, now we need someone to stop Ronan.