Planet-Killer
 | Mikami Teru will get you a girl. But you'll have to pay him with your body! |
I want a badass bodyguard!
edited 28th Apr '11 10:49:56 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!
Li'l Shardfinder
 | This badass enough?  |
I'm all broken-hearted...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Show an affirming flame
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What's that, Comrade Ivanov? I'm sorry, did I hear complaining?
Several years of purge among the top ranks have left the army in poor condition, and the Wehrmacht is arriving!
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Planet-Killer
 | Is red and that means this thing is our comrade! |
People are dying from the plague!
Shameless Self-promotion ho!
She can cure diseases:
The gates of hell have opened up uncomfortably close to your home. Innocent civilians are at risk.
edited 29th Apr '11 1:24:43 AM by FarseerLolotea
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| The internet is down! |
Li'l Shardfinder
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Won't somebody cuddle me? 
...
 | RENA WANTS TO TAKE YOU HOME!!!! |
I need someone to give Makoto Itou a very painful death.
Shutdown sequence initiated.
watching down on us
 | Borghild loves doing painful things to people. She'll only be too happy to help. |
Emperor Uriel Septim and all of his sons have been murdered!
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
pirate girl
(...I haven't played that game so I wouldn't know what the proper procedure is, so...)
because there must be no survivors.... ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢
You must fight the demons!
edited 29th Apr '11 1:57:47 PM by TARDISES
Li'l Shardfinder
| Stuff it in his blunderbuss...  |
I'm melting! Help me!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
The filidh that cam frae Skye
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Ordo Malleus to the rescue!
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Techpriest just defuses it.
There's no simple way to determine which numbers are prime numbers and which are not.
edited 30th Apr '11 7:59:12 PM by SantosLHalper
Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
Li'l Shardfinder
| He's probably a math whiz... |
I'm melting! Help me!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Planet-Killer
Nightmare Muse
 | How can Batman prepare for that whose true form he cannot even grasp? |
My job interview in in two minutes and I have a broken leg!
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
watching down on us
 | He's a decent medic and should be able to help. |
I locked myself out of my own house.
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
She's sure to have a set of lockpicks on her (and, unlike the retvindicatrix, she wouldn't destroy the lock in the process).
The nuckelavee
is on the rampage.
Macinatrix Insana
 | Sanae's got this, it should be just like youkai extermination. She'll bring Kanako just in case |
The Shadow Lord has scattered the 7 gems to the corners of Deltora
edited 1st May '11 6:38:14 PM by Shadowbell
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
 | Kirby will gather them in no time on his pimped up Wheelie. |
Problem: Kirby is too hungry to continue his quest. =[
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
 | Ilyana uses Moe to get food for both of them. |
Problem: Osama Bin Laden came back as a super zombie.
...
 | Shiki quickly dispatches Osama. |
I need four men to take out a heavily fortified base!
edited 3rd May '11 10:04:58 AM by AttObl
Shutdown sequence initiated.
Planet-Killer
 | The Sniper who'll be providing overwatch and support fire |
 | The infiltrator and demolitions expert |
 | The walking distraction |
 | And the team leader |
My head is on fire!
Shameless Self-promotion ho!
For every name that's been erased...
Shower Warden extinguishes the fire. (Though, if you're in Superjail, you probably have worse things to worry about!)
I can't get this stupid song out of my head!
edited 4th May '11 11:32:11 PM by Pirka
~Pirka
I wish I had a girlfriend...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.