Pick the lesser evil

1. Choose out of the two unfavorable extremes.
2. I recommend explaining your reasoning.
3. Give the next poster two unfavorable options to choose from.

Burn to death, or freeze to death?

Freeze to death. At least your body's recognizable there.

Shoot you now or wait until you get home?

Wait until I get home. That way I can post-pone it indefinitely by never going home.

Living in prehistoric hunter-gather times or in medieval Europe as a peasant?

edited 9th Apr '11 12:03:21 PM by Braincogs

Live in pre-historic hunter-gatherer times. Although the lifestyle is physically demanding, at least my ass isn't essentially owned by some rich jerk, which is basically what feudalism entails.

Hang out with selfish rich people or hang out with selfish poor people?

Selfish rich people. Then I can steal stuff at night.

Be in a room with a octopus or Be in a room with a psycho.

edited 9th Apr '11 1:52:02 PM by Littlequeen

The octopus is less likely to kill me. I can also kill it, cook it and eat it without being charged for murder.

Take all highly advanced classes above your ability, or take all basic special ed classes below your ability?

edited 9th Apr '11 1:58:19 PM by annebeeche

Psycho.

I can contain a human. An octopus cannot be contained. Also, a psycho girl could be hot. >_>; I know the psycho isn't guranteed to be a girl or hot, but still.

Um.

Take advanced classes. I'm sure I'll catch something. Actually I guess this is a tough one. Because on the other hand you get the diploma with the special ed. And that's probably more imporant. On yet another hand, the diploma might specify that it was special ed. I'm torn.

Bears with flamethrowers or landsharks with grenades? Keep in mind that for the purposes of the question, both groups know how to use their weapons.

edited 9th Apr '11 2:20:27 PM by Braincogs

Bears, flamethrowers are easier to outrange.

Having to kill your parents, or kill your children?

edited 9th Apr '11 2:22:09 PM by Neo_Crimson

Kill my children, because I don't have any.

Be Jewish in Hitler's Europe, or be a Tutsi in the Rwandan genocide?

Jewish, because you can always change your name and hide your religion!

Watching Foodfight! or reading How I Became Yours?

edited 21st Oct '16 5:34:38 AM by arcada188

(You evil bastard!)

Okay, um, Foodfight? I can always just fall asleep at some point, or, you know, keep a bowl handy for when I vomit.

Become a traditional evil vampire, or a traditional evil werewolf?

edited 26th Aug '16 9:06:33 AM by Vampireandthen

Reading How I Became Yours, since I can always do a dramatic reading of it.

Werewolf, since I'd only ever transform when it's a full moon out, depending on what kind of werewolf I am.

Side with The Joker or Lex Luthor?

edited 26th Aug '16 9:03:08 AM by IchigoMontoya

Lex Luthor. He's less likely to kill me for no reason. Besides, he's rich, so if I get on his good side, I get lucky.

Watch nothing but Teen Titans Go! or Johnny Test?

The Joker, as he at least has a sense of humor.

Teen Titans Go. It's better riffing material.

Bake a kitten or roast a puppy?

edited 26th Aug '16 9:20:09 AM by WilliamRadarStorm

Roast a puppy.

Destroy a cancer research, or all AID research?

edited 26th Aug '16 11:25:44 AM by Superjohn

Destroy a cancer research. It is just one.

Kill Nelson Mandela or Ghandi?

Nelson Mandela. South Africa has less people than India.

Get eaten (with no escape) by the Sarlacc, or have your mind trapped in the body of an Eldritch Abomination with no control, just experiencing everything from their point of view.

Trapped in the Abomination.

Forced to live the worst day you had for the rest of your life. Or a long and agonizing death?

I choose Force To Live Worst Day You Had For The Rest Of My Life. Opportunities and excuses abound to begin my genocide run of IRL.

Death by Spider Swarm or Platypus Venom.

Spider swarm so that I can at least die a less weak way.

Vote for Satan Or Vote for Trump?

Trump, because Satan is literally evil, while Trump is just a egoistical dick.

Have everyone in your home country die, or everyone but your home country die?

The latter. Canada will become rulers of the new world.

Be a POW/Slave/Opressed Member/etc. to Nazi Germany or Imperial Japan?

edited 28th Aug '16 11:51:33 AM by TheFarmboy

Imperial Japan. They maybe be assholes, but they're not literally Nazis.

Peanut allergy or egg allergy?

Peanut allergy. At least kids are banned from bringing them to school, whereas eggs...

Say you have a pup and a kitten. You're running low on resources, and must leave one behind. Abandon the puppy or the kitten?

edited 28th Aug '16 1:11:12 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder

The less fluffy one.

Putin rules the world, or Kim Jong Un rules the hemisphere you live in?