What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?

Adbot, no, I'm not interested in listening to my local pop station. Or those annoying talkshows it hosts.

I do not know why anything in existence would suggest me a clickbaity dating site for 30+ people. Especially one that clearly makes sexist assumptions about its hypothetical female users and runs on a system that is clearly biased in the favour of the male users.

And why is this so unbelievably unsuitable for me, you ask? Might be because I am an 18-year old lesbian and have no intention of even considering a relationship as of the current moment.

UPDATE: Apparently, said dating site is also a scam. I'm not surprised in the slightest.

edited 1st Jun '17 12:49:19 PM by ArilouLaLeeLay

Oh great more alcohol ads on You Tube. I hope whoever makes these commercials burn in a fire

WTF no, I don't wanna date single mums >_<

Am I the only one not getting sketchy dating sites?

Worth a shot?

Yes.

I don't know whether I should be relieved or insulted that I'm not getting dating ads...

Adserver, I do not need CPAP equipment.

Adbot I don't need fertilizer

At first, I thought said "CRAP equipment".

EDIT: Now getting a gif ad that shows a picture of annoyingly condescending-looking woman with the caption, "Sure honey, You Tube how to fix our major plumbing issues!", followed by a meme caption that says "SAID NO ONE EVER!", followed again by a "Call Rooter Man plumbers!" card. I actually would start out by looking up my plumbing issues online. Who knows, maybe it's something that's actually relatively minor that I can fix.

edited 7th Jun '17 1:46:53 PM by Incognitoburrito

Flo the Progressive Lady is Always watching, Always judging.

CBD oils. Really just really? Don't you know how unpractical that oil is all those lies on how it cures cancer,migraine and such other so called aliments? Stupid hippies.

High performance engine oil.

Adbot, I already have a high performance oil for my motors.

Ocean City, MD

I'm going back there in August.

Last year we went in September, before that the last time we went was 2006.

Discount manga and an ad for what's apparently a marrow donation initiative featuring a guy with an apple in his mouth. You tried, Adbot, but in most cases 50% is still a failing grade.

A ad in Spanish for pringles gee how about in English or Japanese will ya?

A couple online games I already play/own. Good guess adserver, though I've already given them my money.

Adserver, I don't want to go to Dollywood.

I do not want a new water heater. I just got one of those a few months ago, and it was expensive. Now I have hot water (yay!), but do not have enough money to replace it again.

Also, household repairs are boring.

FUCKING YAHOOS AND THEIR ADS.

I mean, seriously. I have no idea who approved it, but Tumblr will now slap you with an "affordable funeral plans" right across the dashboard. Is it wrong that I want someone's balls on a stick for that, and why not?

The other day, I was browsing a glasses-related trope and got an ad banner for glasses. No thanks, adbot. I like my current pair. Also, I am not pregnant and do not live in south Florida. Why would I be interested in a maternity hospital in Broward County?

Lately I've been getting a bunch of, of all things, erectile dysfunction ads. How old do these adservers think I am?

edited 23rd Jun '17 10:17:49 AM by kablammin45

Lately, the adserver's been giving me quite a few "21 celebrities/stars who died this year while nobody said anything."

1. The concept of a Stunned Silence doesn't seem to have occurred to these people.
2. Sorry, but 2016 left me jaded to celebrity deaths. Between Bowie & Reynolds, the whole shebang was covered.
3. Nobody would keep quiet anyway, they're celebrities!
4. I think we've all agreed that a celebrity is not a people.

Adserver wants me to go to law school.

It is also giving me Walgreens ads in Spanish.

And now adserver thinks I want to move into a senior living facility. I'm not THAT old, adserver; despite what my claims of being 600+ years old may lead you to believe, I have that whole "eternal youth" thing going on too.