What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?

Ad Bot, I have no desire to see your costumes, given the implication is they're dirty.

ESPECIALLY not since I could get better ones in London.

Adserver, I do not need AT&T internet. Nor am I wanting to fall in love with Asian women. Even if I did, I wouldn't ask for your guidance in it.

I do not want to purchase a GMC Sierra.

And now Adserver seems to think I am a dad.

I am not a dad.

I'm getting the same.

I wish it would say why.

I am though also getting adverts for Guatemalan and Mexican citizenship. Thank you, Ad Bot.

Now I'm getting an ad for adservers.

And dresses and women's fitness. Maybe it got the idea I am not a dad?

I'm getting a furniture rental ad that proclaims "Dumpster diving is so passé."

Why is it always the mundane ads that amuse the hell out of me?

Adserver, I do not care about celebrity lookalikes or whether or not Kim Kardashian has leaked nudes.

Adbot is trying to sell.me bras.

At least I'm a girl, but still.

I'm an 18 year old male. I do not need life alert.

I don't want nor I can't afford a Buick. Also I don't need that brand of health insurance since I'm already covered by it.

Adserver, I don't appreciate being asked to convert to any religion, no matter what it is, and having free phone support while I do it isn't going to sweeten the pot much.

A Chinese ad for StateFarm featuring Ultraman. Huh.

I keep on seeing these ads for dating either Asian, Russian, Black, or Thai women. New flash, adserver, I'm not interested!

How unfair! I only get Asian.

Adserver wants me to know that Asian pretty ladies are always by my side and that I may be infected (with super generic sounding symptoms I don't have anyway).

(why did I say systems instead of symptoms? I must not be awake enough yet. Adserver, sell me some coffee! Nope, just Clorox. Thanks a lot adserver.)

edited 8th Jan '15 5:50:05 AM by Ozbourne

Ad Bot, I don't need investment advice, what with being Old Money who keeps old paintings in her home and drives a car and bike she afforded without needing a loan.

Now, if you want to give me links to people who'll help a one-woman investment firm and maybe who'll be interested in grouping up with her, I'd be interested.

Nor do I need new glasses, although I maybe am interested in some sunglasses which are simple yet beautiful like that.

And no, lastly, I do NOT want soup.

edited 9th Jan '15 4:51:05 AM by RatherRandomRachel

You don't like soup? I think they're kinda cool...

No Adbot, I do not want to make custom shirts.

edited 9th Jan '15 9:10:52 AM by valozzy

I do not need a cheat for men over 40, as I am neither of those things.

Adserver also wants me to learn and master ad serving. It's trying to assimilate me!

I clicked on another Daz 3D ad by accident, so now it looks like I'll be getting that nightmare-fuel-O-face ad again for the next three months.

Goddammit.

Got this one site thinking I'm a mom in need of dieting advice.

I'm not a mom, nor fat, so I don't see how this should be happening.

I thought that said "Mom in need of Dating Advice."

No, I don't need a sugar mommy, ad server, but the sentiment is appreciated.

Not particularly interested in World of Warcraft or Mormon youth programs in my area, adserver.

The advserver got something right for a change. I am going to see The Book of Mormon, and I'm going to take my friend Max with me.