What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?

Adbot wants me to know that there's a dog being tortured, and can I please help save him?

I came into this thread to check the posts and got an Ad that said "Advertisement Ads."

What...

Adbot, I'm not too busy to attend college. I haven't even been accepted to any yet.

Also, stop trying to sell me a Volvo.

Adserver just showed me a bucket and told me I "clean up well".

You don't need to keep reminding me I bought something from Dressbarn, adserver. I remember.

All the funnier if you're a Homestuck.

Ad Server, I don't want an over 50s plan.

Shove off.

LPArchive's adserver is giving me an ad for a blog about crappy things people sell on the internet. TVtropes adserver is trying to sell me diapers.

I think it's clear who wins here.

Adserver, please stop promoting to me that play with the Intentionally Awkward Title (Kinky Boots).

edited 21st Aug '14 10:36:58 AM by Demetrios

Adserver, I mean this now more than ever.

Don't EVER redirect me to Candy Crush Saga.

Brazilian ad for transparent women's lingerie. On the Pacific Rim page.

What.

Three Virgin Mobile ads on one page? Desperate much? Sorry, but I'm sticking to Telstra.

Russian art? Sure, why not.

However, I'm not interested in Mitt Romney ads, especially since the election's not for two years. Nor do I need an operation of any kind (I think the fact that I've been playing those weird Operate Now: Surgery games might have something to do with that).

I don't want to meet Japanese singles... They're probably a lot older than me... And actually men...

Pizza. 'Though it is Domino's and the pizza place closest to me is a Papa John's (nevermind that I prefer Papa John's pizza anyway).

It also wants me to take an income tax prep course.

Goddamnit, adbot. I don't have any money, so stop taunting me with ads for cosplay costumes!

Good job for figuring out the character I want to cosplay as, though.

edited 29th Aug '14 1:37:55 PM by Explosivo25

What on earth is a "4D" game? I'm not directly plugging myself into the computer to play it, thank you very much. In any case, I'm not going to play a browser based K-Pop dancing game, especially one targeted at "hipsters".

edited 30th Aug '14 7:50:10 AM by Krieger22

Sex toys inspired by Fifty Shades Of Grey

Adserver, no. What the actual hell is wrong with you?

The adserver is trying to sell me "Carefree Acti-Fresh daily liners". "So soft, so thin, so absorbent." So completely useless to a man like me.

They make an acceptable alternative to a field dressing in a pinch.

Did... did I just get a Progressive ad? Isn't that an America-exclusive thing?

Indeed, it is.

Adserver, I am currently wearing a pair of size 2 jeans and a kids' T-shirt, do you really think I am your target market for plus-size clothing boutiques?

"Protect your creativity. Copyrights, trademarks, patents, and more."

Please wait until I have a finished fucking book first.

"Writing... what's stopping you?"

Oh, real life and writer's block. But I can assure you it's not a huge deal.