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Recipes, experiments (successful or otherwise), food you remember from your childhood, eating out. It's all welcome here.

HersheleOstropoler You gotta get yourself some marble columns from BK.NY.US Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Less than three
You gotta get yourself some marble columns
#3901: Apr 16th 2014 at 4:57:49 PM

I've never tried vegan pizza (as diner or cook) but the Passover pizza turned out ... surprisingly well. It's not good food, but it's probably about the best I could do within the constraints.

edited 17th Apr '14 3:40:12 PM by HersheleOstropoler

The child is father to the man —Oedipus
OriDoodle Mom Lady from East of West Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
#3902: Apr 16th 2014 at 10:05:47 PM

Sorry! I meant to post kitchen pics and then totally forgot. If anyone is still interested: [1] Thats one half of the kitchen. the other half is much the same, except it's got a fridge and sink.

Tonight I pan seared thin cut steak that was liberally rubbed in salt pepper and paprika. I used a generous amount of oil so no sticking and good coverage. Then I put those steaks into sourdough hoagie rolls and added fresh tomatoes, dill pickles, cheddar cheese and barbecue sauce. The unhealthiest, bestest dinner EVER.

Doodles
Gabrael from My musings Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
#3903: Apr 17th 2014 at 12:13:46 PM

Wow that is beautiful! Very stylish and you lookso happy too! Yeah!

"Psssh. Even if you could catch a miracle on a picture any person would probably delete it to make space for more porn." - Aszur
blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#3904: Apr 17th 2014 at 9:44:56 PM

You and the kitchen both look gorgeous.

SabresEdge Show an affirming flame from a defense-in-depth Since: Oct, 2010
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#3905: Apr 22nd 2014 at 6:29:31 PM

As above, amen. And I'm totally not jealous of the amount of space you've got for the kitchen; my apartment's kitchen is tiny, and storage is tight for the fact that two of three people here cook.

As it is, I've learned to depend on frying pan and toaster oven. Newfound appreciation for the toaster oven's ability to turn out delicious open-faced toasted sandwiches of refried beans, sliced Spam, and toasted Munster cheese, on rye bread.

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OriDoodle Mom Lady from East of West Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
#3906: Apr 22nd 2014 at 9:56:49 PM

Thanks all! :) I'm super happy with it.

Really it's amazing what a good kitchen will inspire. I made a big batch of clarified chicken stock, wine-braised beef short ribs (with sauteed daikon and carrots) and 3 dozen cookies all within 3 hours. So nice~

Doodles
blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#3907: Apr 23rd 2014 at 7:54:36 PM

I brought home some sharp cheddar from work today and it just inspired a "sharp cheddar cheese" Charleston in my kitchen.

I also tried a bit of pickled pigs foot. It reminded me of souse and I would probably try it again.

The broccoli rabe seeds sprouted and I will be experimenting with that soon I hope.

Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
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#3908: Apr 23rd 2014 at 8:44:37 PM

Using leftover dark chocolate fudge buttercream frosting as a dip for pieces of dried pineapple is almost certainly not healthy, but they taste exceedingly nummy when you do that.

Especially with a glass of -cold- milk.

edited 23rd Apr '14 8:45:16 PM by Madrugada

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Euodiachloris Since: Oct, 2010
#3909: Apr 24th 2014 at 3:24:52 AM

Simnel cake and a mug of tea... (with half an apostle on the cake, because there's no way in hell I can managed a slice with a whole one in one go — sodding massive apostles, these).

What an elevenses. grin

edited 24th Apr '14 3:26:07 AM by Euodiachloris

Pyrite Until further notice from Right. Beneath. You. Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Hiding
Until further notice
#3910: Apr 24th 2014 at 3:32:15 AM

...Theology aside, what's an Apostle?

Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.
Euodiachloris Since: Oct, 2010
#3911: Apr 24th 2014 at 3:51:10 AM

A ball of marzipan on top of the cake. There should be 11 on a cake. (Judas is not included. For some reason.)

Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
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#3912: Apr 24th 2014 at 3:53:44 AM

From the pictures of the Simnel cake, and the recipe, I'd wager the "apostles" are the 11 balls of marzipan decorating the edge of the cake. Could be wrong, though.

...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Madrugada Zzzzzzzzzz Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In season
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#3913: Apr 24th 2014 at 3:54:05 AM

Oh, good, I wasn't wrong.

...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Gabrael from My musings Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
#3914: Apr 26th 2014 at 6:51:22 AM

My puppy supplement was a success!

I chopped venison, chicken, some peas, and a bit of lentils and then set it to simmer on the stove with chicken broth and water. When everything was soft, I threw it in my blender and gave it a slushy consistency.

I then used this with her normal kibble gently, just enough to add some flavor and test if it wouldn't upset her stomach.

Not only did she approve, she has been eating better and in more feesible quantities, so I know the food is more filling now.

Vasquez is growing fast too. She's coming out stocky and pretty muscular. Her mom had a braid chest and strong shoulders. So I want to make sure she stays strong.

"Psssh. Even if you could catch a miracle on a picture any person would probably delete it to make space for more porn." - Aszur
Euodiachloris Since: Oct, 2010
#3915: Apr 26th 2014 at 7:00:16 AM

[up]A dog that doesn't approve of venison needs to be taken to the vet, in my experience. [lol] It's like noting when a dog turns down sausage: either that is the world's worst sausage... or somebody isn't well.

Seems you've got yourself a relatively pulse-happy doggie. ^_^ That really broadens your sneaky range to widen her diet. grin

Gabrael from My musings Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
#3916: Apr 26th 2014 at 7:05:25 AM

Im thrilled! I talked with her vet and he said as she gets bigger I can add carrots and brown rice

"Psssh. Even if you could catch a miracle on a picture any person would probably delete it to make space for more porn." - Aszur
HersheleOstropoler You gotta get yourself some marble columns from BK.NY.US Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Less than three
You gotta get yourself some marble columns
#3917: Apr 29th 2014 at 5:05:44 PM

My girlfriend found a "copycat recipe" for Cheesecake Factory 's carbonara.

The first warning sign should have been the conspicuous absence of egg.

We ended up giving up on the sauce and just making a cheese sauce. If that really is how Cheesecake Factory makes carbonara, wild Kaley Cuocos could not get me in there.

In other news, I've decided to rescue my cast iron pan, following these instructions. To strip the other pan I might wait until winter and put it in my parents' fireplace.

edited 29th Apr '14 5:34:36 PM by HersheleOstropoler

The child is father to the man —Oedipus
LoniJay from Australia Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
#3918: May 2nd 2014 at 10:14:37 PM

Today I'm going to try and make a sort of stew I remember my mother making once or twice. It can't be that hard can it?

(tune in later tonight, when the kitchen will no doubt be on fire).

Be not afraid...
OriDoodle Mom Lady from East of West Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
#3919: May 2nd 2014 at 11:49:59 PM

Yay fire!

I've been loving my new kitchen. Today i made bison meatballs and sketti. I need to get some mason jars for stock.

Doodles
Gabrael from My musings Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
#3920: May 6th 2014 at 5:58:48 PM

I'm making gummy candy tonight. Normally I do it completely sugar free, but I'm experimenting with some new flavors so I am adding just a bit to taste and will go from there.

This is also my first 24 hours without a diet Pepsi, so I have lemon water in the fridge and am drinking it like the cure.

Another thing I discovered, make pink lemonade without sugar and cut up a granny smith apple instead. Float the slices and enjoy.

I love tart things so that was wonderful for me. Even Aprilla liked it!

"Psssh. Even if you could catch a miracle on a picture any person would probably delete it to make space for more porn." - Aszur
HersheleOstropoler You gotta get yourself some marble columns from BK.NY.US Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Less than three
You gotta get yourself some marble columns
#3921: May 6th 2014 at 8:14:07 PM

I need to get steel wool to get all the gunk and rust off the cast iron. It's sitting there oxidizing until I have the time and money to do so, but presumably the steel wool will take care of that too. I'll reseason immediately after that.

The child is father to the man —Oedipus
OriDoodle Mom Lady from East of West Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
#3922: May 6th 2014 at 8:45:39 PM

Oh yeah, speaking of cleaning things. I've got all these luvverly new stainless steel appliances. I've heard rave reviews about Barkeepers friend. Anyone have experience? How do I clean this stuff? Also, the top of my oven is not stainless steel, its the shiny black metal they use nowadays, and my 409 kitchen cleanser is doing diddly to clean it. There are a few burnt water stains. What do i do with that? any ideas?

Doodles
blackcat Since: Apr, 2009
#3923: May 7th 2014 at 5:51:04 PM

I've been using Barkeeper's Friend all my life. Love it. No idea about the other thing.

Beholderess from Moscow Since: Jun, 2010
#3924: May 13th 2014 at 9:35:18 AM

Got myself a bread making device. Tried it today, eagerly awaiting results

If we disagree, that much, at least, we have in common
HersheleOstropoler You gotta get yourself some marble columns from BK.NY.US Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Less than three
You gotta get yourself some marble columns
#3925: May 13th 2014 at 12:57:15 PM

Bar Keeper's Friend sounds like a euphemism for a baseball bat or something.

The child is father to the man —Oedipus

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