Crystallokinesis.
Obviously, start a jewelry store, create crystals and jewels from things such as minerals, air moisture, the ground outside my shop, and sell them.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Puppet Master.
Kekekekeke... With this I can take over any company I want.
Insect Mimicry, huh? I'll use a Bee as a specific motif.
I could use my multiple arms for multi-tasking, fly as a mode of transportation, can make my own honey, I could sting people, but then my ass would break...
Usually here.
Precognition. This one pretty much writes itself. Lottery, here I come!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Enhanced reflexes. NOW I WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING SHOT ANYMORE! *clicks random again*
Levitation. Niiice. *clicks again*
Poison Immunity. Speaks for itself. *again*
Resurrection...I want to kill people, not bring them back to life! *again*
Water Manipulation...Dance, water, dance! *again*
Puppet Mastery and/or Organic Manipulation. Speaks for itself. *again*
Personal Gravity Field. Now my DEFENSE is MAXED OUT! *again*
Deoxygenation. NOW WE'RE TALKING! *again*
Precognition. Lottery, here I come! *stops before becoming a Mary Sue*
edited 12th Mar '11 9:32:00 PM by StongRadd
@Strong: that.. isn't the point of the thread. :P
Microwave Emission - I'll never need to use a Microwave again.
I think with this, I'll also list ways that I can gain money with the powers, too.
Plant Mimicry?
Before this, I got Insect Mimicry... well, I think my hair would be like a huge rose, and I'd have a general rose-like theme, since Rose is my middle name...
I would grow trees, flowers, fruit, vegetables, ect., for an amount of cash. If someone's dying of hunger or is otherwise penniless and hungry, they get my service free. I'd also use my vines to swing around, and I'd use my thorns to cut things on the go.
Enhanced Swordsmanship? Can that really be considered a power? Ah well, I think I'd wield a Machete in one hand and a Katana in the other.
The enhanced senses from this power would help me in various places. Being able to deflect bullets, and being skilled in close combat makes me unkillable to weapons. Other than those, I can't think of a normal everyday use for this power... that aren't obvious, I mean.
Double Jump? Really?
....cheating at Gym?
Amalgamation... Hurm...
Well, I could be a bartender and use my Amalgamation powers instead of a cocktail shaker, I could work in medicine, and I'm pretty sure I could help in molecular research, too.
Shadow Mimicry, eh?
Seeping into the ground could be a quick way to travel, I could send shadow henchmen to do tasks for me, and, if I get paid, I could send shadows to do other people's work for them. I could impersonate shadows to play pranks and supply special effects to amateur films, and I could operate stealth missions without risking my life all that much.
Goo Generation... hmmm...
I could use my powers for BDSM fetishists, caging criminals and wild animals, use it to climb walls, use it to trap animals for hunters, and use it to secure houses and other structures in natural disasters.
Omnipotence. Yawn.
Anything. Moving on...
Petrification, eh?
1. Become a mercenary, and petrify whoever I need to kill. 2. Open up a store that sells stone statues. 3. Repeat.
Use it to manipulate people, weather it be for my own goals, like an authority figure denying me something and mind controlling them to give me something, or for the greater good, like preventing a murder or theft via persuasion.
Self-defense, for one. Growing them out so long, it beats the world record, for another. General cutting usage, ect., ect....
Easy money assassin.
Usually here.
Aww, son of a bitch
Wing Manifestation. I'm okay with flight, but these things are cumbersome as all hell.
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
Reanimation
I'd totally use the undead to keep the place tidy.
edited 13th Mar '11 1:44:34 AM by Balmung
Li'l Punk
Solar Manipulation
I can power my house!
Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
Cephalophore
I can live without a head. Woopie?
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
Space Wizard
I clicked on random page and it gave me "List_of_Supernatural_Powers_and_Abilities".
The Plum and Only
- Selective Invulnerability: Invincibility to douchebags would be nice.
- Precognition: Exam win!
- Incantation: In control of my parents, you say? Works well with precognition.
- Nerve Manipulation: Pain to the bullies!
- Solar Manipulation: The world's best tan!
edited 13th Mar '11 7:06:31 AM by Plumbum
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
pobody's nerfect
Paralysis inducement!
Power Perversion Potential ahoy! Also, never lose an armwrestling match again. I'd go join a hundred martial arts fights and win every single one despite never having had a day of training.
(Also, if the paralysing chemical is in my skin, and I'm immune to it, I shall extract it and market it as anti-mugger spray.)
edited 13th Mar '11 7:08:15 AM by PantheraSapiensEllipsis
MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Departed days ahead.
Omnipotence, huh? Well, I figure the sky's the limit, so I make a few clones of myself to finish off my novel while I fly across the universe, figure out what makes black holes work, then have a chat with whatever... Oh, mundane uses. Well, scratch the strange stuff, but keep the whole clones making novels bit.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
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I'm pretty sure that with Omnipotence, 'Everything becomes mundane :P.
Immobility - Oh wow uh, the power to not.. move. Nobody is getting me up in the morning anymore :P.
Only One Avatar
Enhanced swordsmanship. . . I'll preserve energy by slicing up my papers instead of using an electric shredder.
Electronic Communication. I could hack into private files with my mind! And troll people by sending them viruses!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Psionic Indunation!
-Paralyzes myself from the waist down, shaves my head, and sits in a fancy chair thing-
Alas, that was Mystique! Magneto is in another place! Go, X-Men!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
One just might
Astral projection
Free movies. Now to astral project some snacks along with me, that's a problem.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Mental Projection: I could start the greatest show on earth, I could be a street performer. I could help rehabilitate criminals, etc.
Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
RM/8
Mind Control.
Pretty much writes itself.
"Only now, after being besieged by a flock of talking ponies, did he really understand what he'd lost. "
Danger Intuition? So basically, I'm gonna become more paranoid. Yay.
Go to here
and click "Random Page" to get your new power! Then, come up with a mundane usage for it.
I got Hyalokinesis. I could become a modern artist by making seemingly impossible shapes and get rich! Also, if the power extended to all silicates I could make computer parts.
Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets