Poke this puppy.

-gets out puppy-

Lets poke the puppy!

-jabs with pointy stick-

-pokes-

I hate puppies.

-pokes the puppy and is shot with laser eyes-

O-O

I... I can't! It's just too horrible to even comtemplate! -Runs off-

-stabs puppy with knife-

I don't think STABBING is considered POKING...

Yeah, this is totally uncalled for.

edited 16th Feb '11 12:38:42 PM by EarlOfSandvich

-tries to, but fails-

Wusses.

-kicks the puppy out a window-

Deep voice with a choir of angels: Boomer will live!

Me: -squees like a fanboy, goes down to the still-intact puppy, and pokes softly-

YAY!

edited 16th Feb '11 12:44:35 PM by daisy

-looks at puppy-

...

it's kinda squishy... maybe you should consider giving it a metal coating...

OOH MAYBE MAKE A CYBER DOG OR SOMETHING.

-bludgeons puppy with a rusty pipe-

edited 16th Feb '11 12:46:16 PM by MsieurLapin

MSIEUR LAPIN IN THE THREAD WITH THE PIPE.

edited 16th Feb '11 12:47:20 PM by BlaineTheM0n0

I wonder why the puppy isn't dead or being bloodied... -sees that it's a stuffed puppy doll-

Huh...

-gets a real puppy-

And ixnay on the illingkay! Please... -pokes the puppy-

edited 16th Feb '11 12:51:39 PM by EarlOfSandvich

-pokes puppy-

-pup latches onto hand with teeth-

AGH. FOR CHRIST SAKES GET IT OFF.

-flails-

-sighs and pokes the puppy in its belly, prompting it to let go-

THAT THING IS EVIL. WE MUST DESTROY IT.

-grabs javelin-

FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

Oh yeah... it's rabid somehow... and the situation's uncurable. Guess we have no choice...

Don't kill the dog or the thread will die!

Wait, so you're saying... there's just this one puppy? You sure it's not expendable? This one is in an incurable situation...

-hugs the puppy-

NO STOP THAT.

I'm pretty sure that puppy has rabies.

-it's biting me- what are you talking about?