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You can only fly about as much as a Super Smash Bros Brawl character.
The ability to control time without causing any temporal paradoxes or ruining my biological clock.
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Believe
It only works while wearing a pink bunny suit and you loose language comprehension skills.
Telepathy
edited 13th Feb '11 8:02:34 PM by StolenByFaeries
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
I can't breathe in this
You hear all the thoughts of everyone around you non-stop
Fire-Manipulation
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Two words: blue shift. Your speed relative to light is infinitely high, so all forms of EM radiation received over the frontal arc are going to be high-power gamma rays.
Only usable while submerged.
Gravity manipulation.
edited 13th Feb '11 8:04:37 PM by SabresEdge
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You need to carry around a fire source with you everywhere.
A simple bonk to the head makes you lose your center of gravity and makes you float to the moon.
HEART!
edited 13th Feb '11 8:05:47 PM by 0dd1
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Teeny hat.
It only works while you're having a heart attack. Good luck with that.
MASSIVE FUCKING WINGS.
"If you had to choose, would you save one baby or five old people? What if the baby had a Hitler mustache?" - Yahtzee
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You: "AAACK!! I'M BLIND!!!!!"
The ability to predict...THE PRESENT!
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That One Guy
It ends up having no positive effect at all, only overflowing your mind with useless information.
The ability to control temperature.
edited 13th Feb '11 8:37:59 PM by Firebert
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The fire becomes self-aware and wonders why it has to listen to you, so it rebels. Successfully.
A bonk to the head causes it to go out of whack, giving you severe hypothermia.
The power of PERSISTENCE!
edited 13th Feb '11 8:39:44 PM by 0dd1
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OCD taken Up To Eleven.
Optional ability to accurately count anything, anytime, at will.
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It eventually consumes you and becomes OCD taken Up To Eleven.
Super flexibility.
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I can't breathe in this
It causes your disfigurement
flight
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Well, we all know what happened to Icarus...just gonna leave it at that.
Glowing in the dark.
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You get net lift at around 750kts and none of hte Required Secondary Powers to reach that speed. The effects of going supersonic on an unprotected human body have not been adequately studied yet, I think...
Achieved via transmuting your skin cells to tritium, phosphorus, and radium. Have fun.
edited 13th Feb '11 8:52:16 PM by SabresEdge
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Nobody wants to be around you anymore.
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Your back hurts from the weight.
Electrokinesis (that is to say, psychic manipulation of electricity)
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Side effects include a 400,000,000-volt difference between yourself and the ground. Also, say goodbye to using computers.
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With the slightest thought you accidentally short-circuit every piece of technology in range.
You hit everytime you shoot. It's just never the thing you meant to shoot at.
The ability to manipulate metal. (NOT. MAGNETISM.)
edited 13th Feb '11 9:59:34 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
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Given a few hours, you can move a very small piece of metal a couple centimetres.
Super speed. Lots of interesting ways to ruin this one...
X-ray vision.
edited 14th Feb '11 12:59:13 AM by FuschlatzOReilly
It only works when watching Jim Lehrer and his guests on the PBS Newshour.
Telekinesis.
edited 14th Feb '11 9:15:54 AM by SeanMurrayI
Steven Lives
You can only use your powers when you think about the worst instance of rule 34 ever
Power: Time Travel.
G'day
The world you're standing on doesn't travel with you.
edited 14th Feb '11 9:19:21 AM by SeanMurrayI
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Invisibility.
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It only works while playing the trombone. Flight.
I'll start...
Flight.