The Mistress
Why couldn't they be Bonobos? Bonobos are a lot better then any other primate.
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
Back after a long hiatus
Given the current trend of BDSM fics, I'm kinda scared to open this one...
Oh. Actually, that's not too bad. It is still BDSM, but not bad at all.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
"Just as planned."
.... And now I have a pet who is forced to show himself in a very particular manner to beg to me. Huh.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Hmm... another BDSM-fic. With rather admittedly Amusing Injuries.
But then we get to the halfway point and... -sighs-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
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... Oh, so now they bring in the bonobos.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
"Just as planned."
And now I become the ringmistress.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
The Mistress
Better then me losing my job and turning to animal trafficking.
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
Dafuq?! Bestiality? Flagellation? Delty speaking Spanish with me speaking in Jive?
Who the hell wrote this?! Did they even do any fucking research?
edited 23rd May '15 12:27:30 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Just as planned."
... And the same author has me ordering Earl around, calling him Boyo and with a sandwich on his dick.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
The Mistress
And now he made you tie me down to the ground, forcing me to consent to your desires and...
Oh dear Ammy. Rachel, I think this author turned you into fem!Christian Grey.
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
my current job
...Brazilians don't speak Italian, either.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Ah... the newsman motif.
Satire falls flat though, and I wouldn't be under the desk!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
The Scarlet Witch
The first sentence alone makes me want to lobotomize myself. I hope you're fucking happy, author!
edited 23rd May '15 1:06:18 PM by PrincessGwen
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
-takes a look-
You're right. Badly worded, with poor grammar and lifted wholesale from a cheap porn flick. No wonder it's so godawful!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Back after a long hiatus
-deep sigh- At least it's not Me/Engie again, I guess.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
"Just as planned."
... Now, why the fuck am I forcing Tojin to refer to themselves as female in Latin in ANOTHER in this bondage series, where I'm spanking them and making them all in different settings?
Dear lord, this is either a postmodern masterpiece or dreck.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Back after a long hiatus
Wstf-fhrh-HHHHHHHHnnnnnnnng
This fic gave me a heart attack because of how shit it is. I'm a ghost now. I hope you're happy, author.
edited 23rd May '15 2:14:46 PM by Tojin
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Tief girl with eartude
Why are we both speaking Latin? O_o
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
I am not so desperate for their scone recipe that I would do something like that! Just how petulant are you author?
WHO THE FU*@ KEEPS SHIPPING ME? WHY AM I ALWAYS A NECROMANCER?
-reads through-
I expected much worse. That one-page sex scene is shoehorned in but everything else is alright.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
my current job
...fucking Yaoi Shotacons!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Thanks to this fanfic, canon is crying in a corner.
Time to go have a chat with this author...
The part with the monkeys was a bit weird though.