The strangest thing you've said today...

Can we get the context of that one?

I'm assuming there was an accident with a tree but was that it?

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Boerne, is that Maserati Quattroporte? Duuuuude..."

"Hold on Spiders don't have seat belts"

"You will now be known as the friend who lives on a train."

I was stacking tree branches and one of them gave me a nice scratch on my belly.

"I am Antares, the Annihilator of Worlds!"

"Nazis would try to distract you with sexy?"

"You are lured in by my sexy thumb dance."

No, no. It's easy-peasy!

[Irrelevant mathematics goes here]

The power of Archimedes compels you!

Here's your eyedrops now get out ! my kinda blind grand dad left his eyedrops in the bathroom, and walked in while i was taking a shower.

"Clearly Zeus is trolling you."

"I can tell when you're drunk. You refuse to cooperate. Would you kindly shut the hell up, and go to sleep?"

"I'm off to Worcestershire to run away from zombies."

"Hello, I'm [REDACTED FOR REAL NAME], and I'm calling from the...office of... Crap, who am I calling from again?"

First week on the job, and I had to call a contact. I forgot the name of my office. It was alright, though because the person I was calling said they were new at their office, too! :D

"I'm sure you do. It looks as if you frequently wrestle packs of Chocodiles."

I saw a fat kid at the laundromat with a "I do my own stunts" shirt. I couldn't resist thinking this.

A Chocodile is basically a chocolate-covered Twinkie. I think they're only sold in the western US, so I figured I'd explain in case no one knows what the hell they are.

"Oh god, tell me he wasn't having gay sex with his car."

"I'm not going to say anything else because that's really dipping into the spoiler sauce."

"Riding horses is symbolic of sexy times"

This is what I wrote in my psychology notes by the way. Freud, you so crazy.

"1,2,3,5,7-tatabitemeIreallydon'tgiveashit-5,9-hexafuckyoutaen"

Organic chemistry gets you complicated molecules sometimes.

"Ants in my pants would've been funnier :/"

"Pay me $20, and I'll have your name everywhere! And I do mean everywhere! [Even the girl's bathroom!]"

"$70 for this thing? You'd have to be high to pay tha... oh, wait."

The local smoke shop sells "water pipes" (bongs). A particularly ornate one had a price tag of $69.99.

"So, Sesame Street's first openly gay Muppet. No one noticed?"

Context:

Tired of the rubber chickens?

"There's a lot of blood on that skeleton."

There was red paint splattered all over a fake skeleton in my Biology class. Well, I think it was paint.

edited 29th Aug '12 3:05:49 PM by ZapCorp