In the name of being honest
To someone who professes confusion with the concept of a sacred city:
"Good. Yes. I managed to survive and not die."
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
"William used Force Palm! It's Super Effective! William was hurt by recoil..."
"Rain, dammit!"
plant
"It's part of my character arc."
Said it as a joke when someone was talking about me.
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
Creeping around the Thrifty Megamart
"The entire village got high on bad bacon."
Running through Ultra Space. Pokemon fangirl since Generation IV.
"The Scarlet Letter is just one long Jerry Springer episode."
“We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.” - Lewis Carroll
"It's so anime it hurts."
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
"But you can lick adults and you won't get in trouble."
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"If my memes are dead, call me the Meme Necromancer"
"Leftover items still have value!"
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"Be fucked sideways seven times thrice, you funker."
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
"I'm getting Alfred Hitchcock vibes right now..."
plant
"Oh, Charizard has an OC?"
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
"Mum, I'll eat your skin, okay?"
"Sure."
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
"It turns out he was cooking all the books he had access to, which wasn't all of them but that didn't matter because she was cooking the rest of them."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
The Great One
There's a big difference between doing some John Ritter style pratfalls and keeling over.
"If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking"- George S. Patton
Now you gotta drag your old ass up the stairs! Didn't think of that, did you?
plant
"I wanna fuck a strawberry."
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"Katara, when did you become a Vulcan?"
In the name of being honest
"I'm most definitely not thinking of creating medieval torture devices out of cardboard boxes."
"They're too incompetent to operate a spoodle."
plant
"Like, on my "waifu chart" alone, I see at least 3 different Pokemon, a Paper Bear, a Strawberry, a Spider, a puppy version of the Nintendo Switch, a shadow with glowy hair and the human versions of Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network." note
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" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
A chub from the Grant Corporation
What smells like pot? I think it’s this music. Just listening to it makes things smell like pot.
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
"Now here's what you do: you take a razor, remove all your body hair, put it in a baggie, put the baggie under your pillow, and maybe, if your lucky, Sasquatch will visit you."
as said to a telescammer.
This Cthulhu-ass tomato plant has too much DETERMINATION.