"It looks and sounds like trippy sixties shit."
What do I have to do to get you to wear this bikini bottom on your head? Would you do it for dog biscuits?
(Trying to teach the corg how to wear clothing. Using a bikini bottom since it's not as big and overwhelming as one of the kid's t-shirts)
"In what world do wolves eat alligators?"
"It's not like ventilation shafts are cheese graters."
Outspoken Cleric
"So far we have "tenty-twen", "tate and dime" and "unpugged". She's never gonna let me live these down."
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
"Just as planned."
I follow the Seine... down to Verden park... listening to the wind... of change...
... Playing Kaiserreich, and... yes.
edited 11th Sep '17 1:29:07 AM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"OMG STFU, I have important things to say!!"
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"So what, is he a little sparrow too?"
"Spider-Gay reminded me that I could dust off my Xbox and play Soul Cauliflo'r..."
edited 11th Sep '17 11:36:07 AM by NotSoBadassLongcoat
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"I accidentally made them an Aztec version of the Adeptus Astartes. Complete with distinct chapters with similar naming conventions."
edited 11th Sep '17 12:47:19 PM by ArilouLaLeeLay
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
"Beaning dragons in the head with bugs... For Science!"
Mweheheh
"'Swagger' isn't an adjective, but you're cute."
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
"A gallon bag is not a love hotel, dang it!"
A chub from the Grant Corporation
There’s no point in making my “Campho-Phereniq” joke, since I’m the only one in the world that would get it.
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
Am I a weirdo?
"You need to keep the male and female boxes separate so they don't multiply."
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Outspoken Cleric
"Who the fuck has a meltdown over Krispy Kreme?" (Me, apparently. Their four new chocolate donuts are being taken out of rotation soon because the promotion they're part of is coming to an end and I want to get some before they're gone, but they don't deliver to Tasmania nor do they have a store here so the closest one to me is at Melbourne Airport, which my parents won't let me go to and they won't go there themselves bc they don't think it's worth it and idk if any of my friends anywhere else on the mainland can get them for me...)
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
In the name of being honest
"The prelude to the Gallic Wars was basically Caesar acting like one of those racist cops who pulls motorists over for kicks."
Echoing hymn of my fellow passerine | Art blog (under construction)
Don't want to leave but cannot pretend
"No longer am I just an ordinary pimp! Now I am a MEGA PIMP!"
"I wish all commercials ended like this: with cannibalism!"
Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"Actually, it's pronounced "WAAAAAAAGH!". The G is silent, you see. The rest is....not."
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
"If Hunter S. Thompson and Bill Murray can make shotgun golf a thing, I'm pretty sure we can make egg darts a thing."
“We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.” - Lewis Carroll
Mweheheh
"Of course my phone keyboard has a GIF of Rick Ross as a Teletubby."
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
"You can't argue with Wikipedia Brown."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"This here is Chili con Carne. You know what to do with it? No, you're not supposed to stuff it in your mouth by the bucketful. Not in the fuel tank, either, in case that's what you were thinking."
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
"We do not address the spirits of our ancestors as 'Oi, ye old coot!"
(I wonder how many of these are out-of-context roleplaying quotes?)
MY EYES
"Don't lecture me about mechs, boy! I fought in the Clan Wars!"
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
"Go dissect yourself."
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me