"We regret to inform you that your son got caught selling MREs to local nationals and was beheaded last week. You can view the execution at http://youtu.be/BlahBlahBlah."
edited 6th Jul '15 6:00:32 PM by SolipSchism
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"Hostile bridge detected."
Not dead, just feeling like it.
All right, I just topped myself in Random Thoughts, and it was a page topper:
"NO DON'T RECONNECT THAT FUCKING PSYCHO'S TRAIN TO MY ISLAND"
OH YES!!
"I'd rather sew my own anus shut."
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
"Remove your meat in 69 seconds."
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
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"It's like a minefield of wallaby poop."
Pastry Person felt terror, and he gazed up in fear and alarm, at the figure who's clutches were iron as much as the bells, of Notre, Dame!
-terrible one-man chorus of gibberish afterwards-
LEGENDARY GALE
"...the fuck? No rain, then heavy rain for five seconds, then no rain again, then heavy rain for ten seconds, then INDECISIVE rain."
but HOW?
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"Hell, most of them shit bricks at gay people."
Mweheheh
From thief to hero
"If I get this guy trash bag, then I can have it meet my girl trash bag, and together, they can have lots of little baby trash bags!"
Oh sure, I was talking about Trubbish, but it's still a sentence I never thought I'd say.
"Don't worry, Lucian, we'll make it through this."
OH YES!!
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Pokémon can give fuel to many weird comments.
A small collection of mine, from most recent to least:
"I'm going to breed this baby Dratini with Hurricane. Her name shall be... Katrina. Because I'm in CAH mode right now."
"Even Speedwagon is evolving!"
"Bite my ass, you testicle on a cloud."
"I'm gonna shit down your throat you perfumed vagina."
"Because they needed to balance the type chart."
"I am surprised that this hunk of orange sex hasn't had rule 34 apply yet."
"I've seen enough Entai to know where this is going."
"And your name shall be ANUSGOD."
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Yep.
edited 8th Jul '15 7:08:42 PM by Landorkus
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
"Google is such a smartass."
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I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"South France and North France are going up against Ohio, meanwhile Kaleefornaiay is invading Jefferson."
Fun with custom nations in EU 4
Not dead, just feeling like it.
From thief to hero
"Poor little mud pie...Nick Jr. just isn't for him..."
"Don't worry, Lucian, we'll make it through this."
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
"It's a baby, it doesn't have junk in the trunk..."
This could probably use context... we were talking about a stuffed animal foal and its lack of large amounts of stuffing.
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
Li'l Shardfinder
He was helping to pop the tarts of women? O_o
(me mishearing the sentence "He was helping to conquer parts of Scotland"...)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
why is your nose so soft and cute and black and rubbery
Part-Time Omen of Death
"You don't bring love to feet, you only bring PAIN."
(to my cat, who was rubbing my leg and then bit my foot.)
Stupid doomed timeline...
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"That's it! I demand to be exempted from thinking!"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"...I think hopey's brain suffered from oxygen deprivation while he was dead, and now he's brain-damaged and thinks everyone else thinks he's dead."
"Don't aspirate vinegar... it doesn't feel too good..."
"Swolf lives in our hat"
edited 8th Jul '15 12:32:00 PM by GhostElm
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
"Shut up until you read the manga."
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)