The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"I get the impression that the pancake on top is always the same size, so if you wear size 55, you're gonna look like Lukashenka, whether you like it or not."
On the topic of Commissar Caps.
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"all aboard the pain train, and it ain't got no brakes. We should stop letting Gogo design trains"
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
"Just as planned."
"Poor Fblthp. He goes out there, tries to find Nfl Bpf, and they both end up lost without their bowels."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Mweheheh
"Just as planned."
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It comes from Magic The Gathering. You've got this card
called Totally Lost, featuring a creature with the name of 'Fblthp'. So I made up a silly story involving creatures with names like that, all of whom end up on the Wheel of Torture, which as a line says "I'd like to buy a bowel."
edited 3rd Mar '15 4:06:04 PM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"
So they neither have bowels nor vowels? :P
edited 3rd Mar '15 8:06:02 PM by Eskay64
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"In Polish consciousness, Kosciuszko functions as that sword-wielding Michael Jackson who led the peasants with scythes against Russian cannons and won."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Do a barrel roll!
Li'l Shardfinder
He car his mind out in a blew...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
Fun in EU4
"I've really got to start conquering Russia..."
"The Welsh Heathen Socialist State of Ohio, best Ohio."
"The North Africans are rebelling."
"One Khanate down, 1, 2, 3, 4... a couple more to go."
edited 4th Mar '15 4:11:11 PM by Blackcoldren
Not dead, just feeling like it.
SPACE
"I got this i-mail from eTunes..."
Li'l Shardfinder
That guy looks like a cross between Jack Nicholson and Tim Follin...
and
Butter me with piss, funiculi, funicula...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
My impressions of Sheogorath and Hircine being challenged:
"You seek to mount me upon your wall like some base prey? I am HIRCINE Lord of the Hunt! I am the strength, and the speed, and the guile of the hunter! I am the craftiness of the prey and the terror at it's heart! I am the howling in the skies and scent on the ground; I am the chase! I am The Hunt Incarnate! So, who are you to hunt me?"
"Ho-ho, so Mortal, ya think ya've gone and beaten Ol' Sheogorath do ya? Well you're right, ya have. But mark ma words Mortal, if I see your head pokin' around here again I'll make it into stew; maybe with a little snowberry on the side! Oh, wouldn't that be festive!"
Not dead, just feeling like it.
The Vagrant
I want to be a TV Tropes moderator. I don't know why, but I really want to. Even if it doesn't end well for me.
edited 5th Mar '15 1:15:52 AM by SymeSynth
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
Li'l Shardfinder
Akta dig för jätten pruttar!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Well I haven't said anything, but my Language Arts class is having a freestyle rap session going on right now.
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"Dude, a question. Category: predatory felines of the Americas."
*Beat, photo of a Hot Mom*
"Can you imagine this cougar on a motorcycle?"
edited 5th Mar '15 9:50:43 AM by NotSoBadassLongcoat
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"Gay puppet love"
"So, if spice is technically pain, am I a masochist?"
This is a signature.
The Vagrant
"If I became a mod, what would you guys do?"
edited 6th Mar '15 4:46:22 AM by SymeSynth
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"If your character is god, who will they fight? If your character is god, why fight?"
Me just babbling to myself about the pointlessness of a plot involving a God-Mode Sue.
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Li'l Shardfinder
I've never even seen the Forest Temple, so, major sporler— "Sporlers". Hehe...
(I'm watching Nintendocaprisun's OOT Let's Play.) 
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"A trashman's jumpsuit does not say "strong", it says "constantly humiliated blue collar of the lowest possible order"."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"Just as planned."
"You kids these days and your loud music and your hula hoops and your 1812 Overture and your Canon in D and your biscuits and your agriculture and your brewing..."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"I'm sure there's a fanfic out there featuring Nathan Bonaparte, Napoleon's long-lost brother. France: Full Life Consequences."