Li'l Shardfinder
She's being ripped apart by an alligator. Blood is dripping from her...
I shoot at the alligator and miss, accidentally hitting her. I pick her up, she says "Good-bye!" and dies softly in my arms. 
I think it should be that one user writes a scenario then the next user writes an attempt to help.
My avatar has a wrench jammed in his throat! There was blood everywhere, and he was crying! He was probably calling for mama...
edited 8th Jan '11 1:38:32 AM by WartysNeryon
Li'l Shardfinder
You could make a separate topic for that, (a snowclone, if you will), but it isn't the point of this topic.
She is dying of a fatal disease that can't be cured...
I sit by her deathbed, and comfort her, making sure she dies happily and comfortably...
edited 9th Jan '11 12:53:29 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Li'l Shardfinder
A missile is headed toward Laverne, and is about to blow her apart...
I rush toward her, and pull her away before she is splattered all over the place...
...The hamster however, is vaporized. :(
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Planet-Killer
Hikawa's suit is experiencing technical difficulties, And and unknown is about to slice him into ribbons.
I run the kaijin over with a truck and carry my partner to safety.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!
Li'l Shardfinder
Laverne is about to be melted down in a pool of extremely hot lava (The only good kind of lava...) by Purple Tentacle...
I shoot purple tentacle in the... tentacle, and rescue Laverne... except for the fact that the lava has melted her down to her waist, and she has died of shock...
I am a failure and I live the rest of my life in shame...
edited 9th Jan '11 1:24:32 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
The mangosteen is about to be eaten
I smack it out of the perpetrator's hand.
(You just love being involved romantically with your avatars, don't you Fuzy?)
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Li'l Shardfinder
No.... Okay, yes. 
How the heck is ![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
that romantic, though?
edited 9th Jan '11 4:47:27 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
82123
Todd's about to cut Tre's head off...
I'd replace Marcy and beat him over the head with Jake's skateboard before he got to it.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Strong Bad is about to have his arms chopped off by an axe murderer
I shoot the axe murder in the face repeatedly, pick up Strong Bad, and place him on a desk with his Lappy so he may proceed to read his emails.
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
A crocket is heading out towards the Heavy and there's a BLU Spy behind him.
I am already fully charged! NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME!
edited 9th Jan '11 4:49:24 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Li'l Shardfinder
Diddy and Dixie are fighting him at the end of Donkey Kong Country 2...
A strange phenomenon causes the entire world to plunge into darkness...
A power outage has cut power to the SNES. :p
edited 9th Jan '11 7:30:05 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Li'l Shardfinder
Hm. She appears to be melting. Well, shit.
I sit back, and watch her... melt. Nothing I can do to help her...
Coach Z is about to be baked into a giant twinkie in a Twinkie factory!!!
I swing inside Spiderman style, but I come in too late! I then decide to eat through the Twinkie, holding in all urges to throw up, and pull him out.
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Megavolt is about to lose to Darkwing Duck
I remind Megavolt that the nervous system is electrical, and he shuts down Darkwing's brain using that knowledge.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
BLU Heavy is about to eat Sandvich
I'd let it be. After all, the Heavy has full health and it won't vanish upon consumption... just after consumption he was hit by a gunshot (the assailant immediately died). I charge at the Heavy before he takes another bite, and critkilled him. I pick up the sandvich and hold it close to me.
edited 10th Jan '11 5:00:12 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Li'l Shardfinder
Elektra Records is suing them for damages for... whatever reason...
Um, what can I do about it? Elektra doesn't even exist anymore, anyway!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
82123
^ They're a sublabel of Atlantic Records now.
He's about to fall off of the ledge of a currently unnamed building...
I can't do anything though, or else Todd'll shoot me.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Gimmie the sit-rep.
Mean ol' Nodens is poking it with his trident!
Squish him like a bug. Outer God, remember?
Spooky.
Cthulhu is bearing down on the Drive-Thru Whale.
The Drive-Thru Whale eats him. He can do that.
Li'l Shardfinder
She catches fire due to a spark in a fireplace...
Luckily she has smoke detectors, and a fireman puts her out quickly.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
What would you do?
(first specify type of danger in bold, then write what you would do.)
She's slowly being lowered into a pool of lava...
I would cut her free, and take her away from danger in my arms, damsel in distress style...
edited 7th Jan '11 11:06:46 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.