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Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#26: Jan 9th 2011 at 4:52:29 PM

Yes. Yes he is.

I stuff a cannonball into his blunderbuss, and KABOOM!

It was then that I remembered that blunderbusses are muzzle loading guns, and I just loaded it for him...

Oops.

edited 9th Jan '11 4:52:41 PM by Fuzy2K

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
nekoalexa from the same place I've always been Since: Oct, 2010
#27: Jan 9th 2011 at 5:04:11 PM

He doesn't use a gun, nor does he know what it is.

AC:NL Dream Address: 5200-2582-5967
Adannor from effin' belarus Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
#28: Jan 9th 2011 at 5:13:17 PM

^He's got a bow though.
-backing away from a Ridiculously Cute Critter armed with Eldritch Abomination-summoning wand-
Put it down, Viceroy, it's not a toy...

edited 9th Jan '11 5:17:25 PM by Adannor

Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#29: Jan 9th 2011 at 5:55:58 PM

I have no fear, for I am wearing a flameproof suit, and she would clearly shoot me with flamethrower.

I take the hit for 1/4 damage.

JackMackerel from SOME OBSCURE MEDIA Since: Jul, 2010
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#31: Jan 9th 2011 at 7:26:26 PM

Damn! Why didn't I think to install the morality core?

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#33: Jan 9th 2011 at 7:33:20 PM

He doesn't look smart enough to use iron bullets, right?

Oh crap he did.

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
ctang15 i am a crapshoot from my chaaaair ~ Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
i am a crapshoot
#34: Jul 29th 2011 at 11:34:21 PM

Why are you going to shoot me? Is there a logical reason to do so?

Reality and the existence thereof hinges upon the future of mankind and bacteriakind
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#35: Jul 29th 2011 at 11:36:27 PM

(she shoots me... with a camera)

Me: Hey! Be careful with that!

Fiona: Sorry... sad

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
CommanderObvious intellectual rapist from Unmei no Itaru Basho Since: Jul, 2011
intellectual rapist
#36: Jul 29th 2011 at 11:39:02 PM

why are you pointing your gun at me
i hate moe as well
if we work together
we can rid off moe and rule the world FOREVER

This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#37: Jul 29th 2011 at 11:43:28 PM

Holy shit Jack you're rHOLY SHIT DON'T SHOOT

no seriously don't shoot

you have no reason to shoot me

honestly

I know you you're a nice guy you'll lower that gun

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
ctang15 i am a crapshoot from my chaaaair ~ Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
i am a crapshoot
#38: Jul 31st 2011 at 8:59:58 PM

Aw, why?

Reality and the existence thereof hinges upon the future of mankind and bacteriakind
Aralyn from Land Downunder Since: May, 2011
#39: Jul 31st 2011 at 9:32:06 PM

Boooring...

When I walk on the street counting my steps, magic keeps silent and reality stalks me.
annebeeche watching down on us from by the long tidal river Since: Nov, 2010
watching down on us
#40: Jul 31st 2011 at 9:51:36 PM

Okay, seriously, Jack, just calm down, okay? I have never done anything to you, so please don't kill me. Please?

(I really hope he doesn't find out that I'm his author.)

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
dracosketch Since: Oct, 2011
#41: Aug 27th 2011 at 1:53:31 AM

Why are you doing this to me?! I didn't do anything to you!! Stop it this instant!!

OrangeSpider Must Keep The Web Intact from Ursalia Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: On the prowl
Must Keep The Web Intact
#42: Aug 27th 2011 at 4:23:27 PM

Somehow I knew this would happen.

Just get over with it quickly.

The Great Northern Threadkill.
SantosLHalper The filidh that cam frae Skye from The Canterlot of the North Since: Aug, 2009
The filidh that cam frae Skye
#43: Aug 27th 2011 at 6:45:58 PM

Damnit China, I'm Korean not Korea!

edited 27th Aug '11 7:28:31 PM by SantosLHalper

Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
DarkConfidant Since: Aug, 2011
#44: Aug 27th 2011 at 6:56:29 PM

Hmm. I regret that we meet as enemies, Your Highness. However, just as you have your path, so too do I. Let us finish this, with no regrets!

-prepares for battle-

AnnoR "Of course, Satsuki-sama." from Honnouji Academy Since: Sep, 2010
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
#45: Aug 27th 2011 at 6:57:25 PM

...

-Resigns self to being befriended-

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
DarkConfidant Since: Aug, 2011
#46: Aug 27th 2011 at 7:25:38 PM

Why? I know that I could not serve you, my lady, but I tried to find another way! I don't want things to end this way. For 20 years, I have been faithful to your house, but in this war, I do not see us on the right side. If this is how it must be, then I have no choice. One of us will force the other to see the error of their ways!

ctang15 i am a crapshoot from my chaaaair ~ Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
i am a crapshoot
#47: Aug 27th 2011 at 10:16:55 PM

AAAH! You have a gun too?

-runs away-

Reality and the existence thereof hinges upon the future of mankind and bacteriakind
Enthryn (they/them) Since: Nov, 2010
(they/them)
#48: Aug 27th 2011 at 10:30:06 PM

...

...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

The gun is less of a problem than the giant Eldritch Abomination staring at me.

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