Tropers / Jack Mackerel

^IMAGINE IN YOUR MIND ^A POSH COUNTRY^CLUB THE STUFFY OLD MONEY ^{WHERE THE} POOR GET SNUBBED^{THE SPREAD IS} PLANNED: SAUERKRAUT AND^{BOILED GOOSE}  THERE'S NO WAY THESE PEOPLE WILL^EVER CUT LOOSE!

Actually has been around a while. Don't ask me since when, because I'm not sure,^note all overbut I do remember when I Am Not Making This Up wasn't all over the place, or deleted. (Wasn't here before The Great Crash, but was around when two hackers vandalized TV Tropes in succession.) May have had an account or two here long ago.^note all over

Annoyed FORKer.

Used to be known as WhiskeyJack, but I forgot the password. It doesn't matter, anyway, I only edited YKTTW with that.

If you're going to ask about my fabulous username,^note all overit's the not-Spanish name for a type of fish. Subtract an "l" from my real first name and you get the Spanish word for Jack Mackerel^note all over(hint: they're these, surprisingly enough, fish). (Figure that out yourself, I'm not good at explanations.)

Yes, I do use TOR. No, I'm not a vandal.

Currently under the name of Jackerel, due to weird site filters.

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A Fancy Place Where You Can Put Your Tropes About How Ugly And Unfunny I Am

Tropes

• Jack Attack - ...Just saying. ~Noaqiyeum
• So...what wine does Jack Mackerel go best with? Not that I'm implying anything. -Balrog1911
  • I wouldn't know what wine goes best with Jack Mackerels. They're apparently more for soups and such.
• Refuge in Audacity
  • I AM NOT AUDACIOUS OKAY
• Shameless Self-Promoter
• Stripperific (At least, in this troper's imagination...)
  • If I was a girl, maybe. In real life, you'd regret saying that if you ever saw me. -Jack
    • Wanna bet YOU SAW NOTHING

Right, enough of that

• ^{You have been} 
  vandalized by
  ____________________________________________________________________________^Solstace 
  This Is for Emphasis, Bitch!!
• Compassionate Sadist says hello and wonders why this page doesn't have more vandals.

• SCP-294 Input: A cup of [DATA EXPUNGED]

Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]

• Your page has been conquered by wannabeotaku
  • Solstace got here first >:|

Yeah, what do you expenct? —Dr. Neryon

• VWORP VWORP VWORP. -Drops off NoLegs- VWORP VWORP VWORP. ~ TARDISES

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how am i supposed to know your ugly jack?-fringeman

Dude, what the hell is up with your avatar gallery? That one... with the face... looks like Creepy Richard... ~ Beary Scary