ITT: You Have a Crush on Your Least Favorite Character

I can't think of one right now. Might post back when I think of one.

Matou Shinji is so handsome...I hope he notices me.

Yeah, I'm straight, but there is no female character I can work up a hatred for that comes close to Shinji

edited 29th Dec '10 11:26:59 PM by Shadowbell

Mmm... I'm pretty sure I'm straight, but sometimes Owen Harper makes me wonder...

Throw some of your sweet, sweet bile my way, Owen. With your magic antagonizing, humorless sarcasm,  ^{HOSHIT SPOILERS}

I'm not gay, but doesn't Adell look fabulous in that shirt of his?

GOD, I hate you.

edited 30th Dec '10 7:12:05 PM by TheGreatPiesAlt

Oh Haruhi Suzumiya, how I love you. And yet I hate you! And yet I love you. And yet I hate you! And yet I love you...

But seriously, I HAAAATE you.

GLOOM'S HATRED FOR HARUHI TRANSCENDS THE EFFECTS OF THIS THREAD

Kuja, I love how you move in that evil man-thong of evilness...

Oh Peach, why do you have to be fictional?

DOT DOT FUCKING DOT... WHY DID YOU CREATE THIS THREAD, FUSE?

edited 30th Dec '10 2:00:09 AM by FuschlatzOReilly

The way Soujo's hair moves in the wind... It captivates me! Faints

No! He's a monster! Never at all would I like him! NEVER!!!

Oh Makoto, you hot, sexy man. I'd let you bang me any day.

I hate that fucking idiot...

Oh my, I have a harem now! And Alucard is there, and Guts, and Hawk and his friends and... hey! You! Gentry! Cut that shit out, this is my harem!

Oh hi, Miley Cyrus, I totally do not hate you!

Seriously, fuck that air-headed bitch. Giving us redheads a bad name...

Oh, Connor, you're looking so hot, let me dry your tears, and Britta, I love you, and I just want to be with you every day of my life

seriously, who the fuck came up with this thing

she's a redhead?

edited 30th Dec '10 7:16:43 PM by juancarlos11

Oh Justin Bieber, your SOOOOOO sexy..

FUCK YOU UP THE ASS. That Canadian deserves to die a slow, painful death.

edited 30th Dec '10 7:27:34 PM by UnorigunNalname

Oh, Estelle, you're such a sweet, nice girl! And you just look so cute in that flowery dress of yours!

No, actually, you look like a hideous PINK SPORE. Kindly shut the hell up so that I never have to hear your irritating voice again, you fucking selfish needy bitch

edited 30th Dec '10 8:02:28 PM by Ossan

I think my way was more fun than the spoilers.

Belkar, how I love your relentless dickery, your hilarious wit and how you are not a giant drain on the party's resources for no reason! I didn't quit reading OOTS when I realised how wonderfully endearing you are!

To-o-ody, To-o-oo-dy, whyyyy won't you call me? Toddy, why won't you call meeeeeeee...

Funny how I created someone I want to push off of a skyscraper, isn't it?

Oh, Hatsune Miku, I don't care you are everywhere in the Internet, I can't get enough of you.

This hurts me

edited 31st Dec '10 9:26:58 AM by nohaynicklibre

This hurts you?

Ooh, Volgin, I wonder what other kinds of muscle spasms you could give me...

I took such pleasure in giving you the death you deserved, you monster.

Aww, Wes, you just need a hug don't you? You poor traumatized thing. You just wanna help the planet out~

If in my life I ever say something like this, please assume podpeople. And drive my eyes out with railroad ties.

Oh Ted of course you're the one for me.

My lords you're annoying. Even that freaking manwhore Barney remembers the names of the girls he's dated! And for once in your bloody life get to the point!

-Masturbates to Silver porn-

Oh Elise, you magnificent specimen of a girl...

My god. Saying that gave me cancer!