Hello, I'm Ossan. I enjoy kiwi, puppies, cool hats, drawing, Dr. Pepper, Raven
, squishy objects, and various other things not worth mentioning.
Incidentally, I do not enjoy long walks on the beach, for I always inevitably step on crabs and sea urchins.
But yes, I am just your ordinary everyday nerdy Troper. I am both a Yaoi Fangirl
and Yuri Fangirl
, but I also enjoy Het. Basically, I like romance and porn, okay?
Uhh...I don't have much else to say, I'm just kind of...here.
Oh yes, it appears I'm actually a bit of a pervert. Apologies if I accidentally molest you.
Tropes that people think apply to me:
All Women Are Lustful
- Pretty much her defining trope.
Anime/Manga I Like
Will add whatever I'm inevitably forgetting later
Video Games I Like
Also inevitably forgetting something, same as above
I'm too lazy to make folders for everything else. Hurr
Apparently, people have been molesting my page down here! You should also feel free to do so, it likes it.
Your page has been accidentally molested by Weissritter
. Aren't you delighted?
just wanted to let you know that you are.. hum.. fun
to be around. ;)
fun. >:D Also a very nice lady. —Blackmoon
Dammit, Weiss molested the page first! -Also Arin
Thanks for having my babies! -Not Always The Hero
You're so open with yourself...people love
that here. ;) - Keybreak
*page raep* ~~ Spaďn Sun
All Your Base Are Belong to Us
. You have no chance to survive make your time! —CATS
Don't mind me. Just darnpenguin
here snuggling in for some friendly gropage. Mmm...
- Ossan Ossan Ore Nanbo? - Solstace
- Ossan is the best! She is fun and funny and nice and has lots of hilarious fetishes! -Sporkaganza
- Ohhhh yeah, I'm totally having my way with this page.
- Listen all 'yall, it's sabotage! I almost forgot to vandalize your page too, but now I've fixed that! —goodtimesfreegrog'
- Dont mind me.... just molesting your page~ just stay asleep and we'll pretend it never happened in the morning ;3 -Rizu
You are 'she'? No wonder... ~Spooky Mask