Christmas present pranks: what would you give?

Some gifts really are better to give than to receive. What kind of present would you want to give someone else for your own personal amusement?

The presents can be mean, as long as you still think it would be funny for someone to receive them in real life.

My own prank gift:

A box, with wrapping paper and a bow. It's heavy, and the contents shift slightly when moved.

Opening it reveals that it is mostly filled with paper stuffing, and weighted down with rocks. There is a smaller box inside.

The box contains a one dollar bill.

A copy of Boston's Greatest Hits on CD.

edited 19th Dec '10 3:37:40 PM by SeanMurrayI

A single piece of dairylea to go with your ham.

A round of applause.

A wine bottle filled with vinegar.

A large cardboard box wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape. Inside is a slightly smaller cardboard box also wrapped in duct tape.

Inside, barely fitting, is a Matryoshka doll.

I'd give used cardboard tubes that once held the very wrapping paper that now covers them.

A photoshopped picture of a blue hedgehog.

Katy Perry's album, Teenage Dream, sans its cover.

To be given to another young man. (This is the cover◊. DANG.)

An IOU.

The blackest and most brutal of all gifts... NOTHING

edited 7th Jan '11 10:07:59 AM by wannabeotaku

A boxing glove on a spring.