Braids From S286 Not Included
One of the giant balloons deflates and lands on me, and I suffocate.
TNP is proposing to their SO.
edited 26th Nov '17 7:01:25 AM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
I realize I don't have an SO and proceed to die of sadness.
TNP is riding a TV Tropes post for some reason.
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
The TV Tropes post is a bull and is not happy you're riding it.
TNP is a star.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
A few billion years pass and I explode in a flurry of awesomeness.
TNP is in the middle of a void, casted in said void by Doctor Strange.
Not Sherlock Holmes
I suffocate in the empty vacuum.
TNP is at a thanksgiving dinner.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
...in prison. Someone shivs me when I grab the big leg and too much cranberry sauce.
TNP is a Hardboiled Detective in a Film Noir.
While in a gun-fight, i peak from the cover too soon and get shot in the face.
TNP is using SCP-294
Blitzy....
I order a cup of "Monster" and get killed by an actual monster.
TNP is at a baseball game.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
It turns out I switched seats with prominent troper that the powers that be have decided need to be uh--removed. At least I never feel the shot in the back of my head...
TNP is working out at the gym.
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
A foul ball hits me so fast that I don't notice the hole in my chest where my heart should be before I collapse and die.
I get myself killed in an accident involving two bananas and the weight lifting gear.
TNP is watching a Brandon Rogers video.
edited 2nd Dec '17 12:49:26 PM by CybranGeneralSturm
The Best Worst Psychonaut
I don't know much about him, so I'm going to say I get shot by the page image, who I presume is Brandon Rogers himself.
TNP has travelled to an alternate dimension.
edited 8th Dec '17 8:53:46 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
"Oh, no Morlocks! Aaaaah!...."
TNP has just punched out Cthulhu.
...
Too bad I didn't count on God and Satan teaming on me soon after.
TNP is a sentient plant of their choice.
...
I'm a Four-leaf clover. Oh hey, there's that guy who believes in l-
TNP is John Cena
Not Sherlock Holmes
I get wtfpwned by the Undertaker.
TNP is in the Ottoman Empire
edited 11th Dec '17 5:01:30 PM by TalesofUnder
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
On the Wallachia front incidentally. There's this Vlad whatever guy we have to deal with. Meh. This should easy... Not like some petty prince can do anything.
TNP is in an underground tomb full of uncountable riches.
The reason those riches are there is because of Goblins that kill adventurers and take their loot. However i do not even get the chance to meet them as i am killed by a trap to keep grave-robbers out.
TNP is a Genie.
...
My master orders me to self-destruct. Too bad they didn't not order an agonising, irreversible yearlong death, while I could just pop out of existence faster than you could blink.
TNP is designing a Non-Standard Game Over for this thread.
...
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
...loosely based on my life—or the end of it. I'm in a shoot out with the biggest badasses of the day, and just before I can go Action Hero and save the mayor...the food poisoning from the bad sushi I ordered the day before kicks in and keel over.
TNP is meeting the neighbors.
Bitter hatred
The neighbors are cannibals, and I'm served as dinner the next day.
TNP is taking a young family member to see a mall Santa.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Unfortunately, I get caught in the middle of a fight between rival Mall Santa unions, which are a thing that actually exist, apparently. The fight escalates once one of them raids a gun store, and I get shot by a stray bullet.
TNP has been turned into an elephant.
edited 14th Dec '17 11:39:53 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Blitzy....
I get in a stampede, and get run over by my fellow herdmates.
TNP is at a magic show.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
He'll take the case!
Turns out the bit where I'm sawed in half wasn't a trick.
TNP is vacationing at a ranch.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
I choke on a peanut.
TNP is at a thanksgiving day parade.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."