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I break my finger off repeatedly clicking on the mouse, trying to get the video to start, i bled to death from the loss of said finger.

TNP is Jacksfilms

edited 26th Aug '17 9:29:58 PM by Jaxfirebus

"So Yesterday I Asked You to describe my death in just four words. Here are the best answers..."

TNP is setting up a trap.

edited 26th Aug '17 9:52:51 PM by TroperNo9001

Through my own clumsiness, the bear trap snaps shut on my hand, rendering me unable to balance the anvil properly; it falls on my foot, and in my spasms of agony I fall into the iron maiden, which is then knocked shut by the clockwork rabbit and well, there goes your ball game.

TNP is Jacksepticeye.

Instead of going to a hospital, I die of a septic eye infection.

The next poster recreates the glorious Darth Vader NO scene.

My NOOOOOOOOO is so long I forget to breathe

TNP gets rickrolled

I am so ashamed I commit Seppuku.

TNP exists.

A bear falls on me.

TNP is peeling an orange.

the juice squirts into my eyes, causing me to scream and stumble out the window.

Oh did i mention i lived on the top floor of the world's largest apartment?

TNP is Death itself.

I trip and fall on my own scythe.

TNP is Markiplier.

Broke my neck jumping into that pool.

TNP is Rick Sanchez.

Do I really need to specify a method of death? Anything would be possible.

TNP is superhero

I'm Superman and the story is The Death of Superman.

TNP just saw Montmorency rape Guiche before throwing a very sharp knife at the poster.

edited 28th Aug '17 7:42:11 PM by CybranGeneralSturm

The knife misses, but i pick it up and stab myself in the head in an attempt to unsee what i saw.

TNP is turning America into the Soviet Union.

The revolution consumes its makers...by the time I'm done, "Joe Steele" is in power, and less than a week later, I'm in the defendant's chair for a show trial with broken teeth, reading a blood spattered confession admitting to everything from plotting counterrevolution to spying for Liechtenstein. I'm shot as soon as the trial ends.

TNP just fell into the cockpit of the Super Prototype Mecha.

Being a prototype, it has...flaws. As such, the cockpit compresses, causing me to suffocate to death.

The next poster buys a Konami Approved Pachinko Machine.

A fan of Hideo Kojima tinkered with the machine so that it explodes when it's turned on. I turn it on and well...

TNP is being chased by a walrus wearing a chefs hat and an apron.

I escape the walrus only for the whole walrus army to come and shoot me to death with walrus machine guns.

TNP is The Doctor.

I die, summoning the Valeyard into existence.

The next poster switches bodies with David Cameron.

I fail to notice, before I go into the heart of a particularly tense football game and start talking...the fans don't take well anything I say well.

TNP is watching a high-speed chase from a helicopter.

Too many ways to count.

TNP is a printer.

I get thrown out after years of service

TNP is a high diver

I was gonna take a dive, but then I got high,

I was gonna meet the Mafia while I was high,

Now I am dead and I know why (hey hey),

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high. (Yes, this is a parody of the Afroman song)

TNP is in a submarine.

edited 1st Sep '17 5:33:17 PM by CybranGeneralSturm

Someone installed a Screen door on it.

TNP is the one who knocks.

edited 1st Sep '17 6:53:23 PM by Jaxfirebus

I attempt to cook some bathtub meth only to be shot by the police.

The next poster is a reincarnation of Shane Neumann.

I get bitten by snakes, attacked by Koalas, and then Dingodile attacks me with his flamethrower.

TNP is trying to solve three Rubix cubes.