GAME OVER: PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN

In this game, you are killed by something the above poster mentions in the most gruesome or hilarious way possible.

Then you suggest something that the next person is killed by.

Examples

This Troper: You are at the Eiffel Tower.

That Troper: The Eiffel Tower collapses and I die from getting a girder to the brain. The next poster finds a pinecone.

Another Troper: The pinecone explodes and reduces me to chunky salsa. The next poster is in a peaceful meadow.

Yet Another Troper: The peaceful meadow is filled with landmines that destroy my entire body. The next poster is in a forest.

Dat Troper: The forest is actually Ents, and the stomp on me to death. The next poster finds a kitten.

And so on.

So to start this off...

The next poster is under an apple tree.

edited 18th Dec '10 2:25:57 AM by Vorpy

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An apple falls up... strange, it doesn't seem to be going down at me, so I guess it's... SPLAT! It attacked me from the bottom of the screen after disappearing at the top of the screen. Strange.

The next troper is out Christmas shopping.

edited 18th Dec '10 4:49:59 AM by WartysNeryon

The Christmas presents come alive and tear me apart limb from limb.

You press R to try again.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.

The "R" key feels a little resistant. As I press harder, there is an odd clicking noise. Turns out the "R" key was the mechanism to detonate a bomb, which causes my computer and anything within a three foot radius to explode messily.

The next troper is brushing their hair.

Stupid doomed timeline...

My hair snags. In my attempt to disentangle it, I drop the blow dryer into the bathtub. Fortunately, the tub is empty. I tug too hard on the brush, overbalancing into the tub myself. Still no problem. In the course of getting up, I find a wet spot in the tub, slip again, and grab the tap for support. PROBLEM.

The next poster finds a shovel leaning against their back wall.

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.

I pick the shovel up to do some yard work just to have the wall that it was holding up collapse on top of me.

The next poster is resting in their bed.

The bed turns bear trap.

The next poster is skiing.

Suddenly: ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN EATS ME! God I hated that snowman.

The next poster is kayaking in a lake.

edited 18th Dec '10 7:08:18 AM by BlackWolfe

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.

The kayak tips over, and freshwater crocodiles grab hold of me and roll me to death.

The next poster is typing a post on Tv Tropes.

When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.

The Advertisement Server goes berserk and kills me somehow.

Next poster is drinking beer.

I die from alcahol poisoning

you die

I am bad at picking things.

It's okay! I had an extra guy! I respawn in the exact same place I died and my Super Drowning Skills do the job again.

The next poster is walking down a sidewalk on a sunny afternoon.

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.

The sun falls on me (!?)

The next troper is eating a cake.

"If you had to choose, would you save one baby or five old people? What if the baby had a Hitler mustache?" - Yahtzee

Omnomnomnom and then suddenly, I'm choking on something! I keep trying to get it out through my mouth, but it kills me. Turns out, it was the cover of to Kill Something with your Bare Hands.

The next troper is enhancing a picture in Photoshop.

edited 18th Dec '10 8:55:42 AM by Reecer6

Soul is ugly.

It gets so big it crushes me.

you eat a cookie.

I am bad at picking things.

Mmmm, almonds. Wait. Oh, Crap!. XP

It's trash day, and you're taking the trash can/wastebin to the curb/whatever they call it in the UK.

But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.

A madman calls you out on the fact that it is indeed GAAARBAGE DAY and tries to shoot you. However, a meteor crashes into him, killing you with its impact.

You are trying to get rid of a pop-up ad.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.

Getting rid of the pop-up takes you to a Shock Site, you immediately gouge your eyes out with a pair of scissors.

You are out grocery shopping.

edited 18th Dec '10 9:26:48 AM by Neo_Crimson

Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!

The pop-up ad literally pops out of the screen, and you are stuck on the internet with no hope of getting out.

You are in the Muppet Theater.

edited 18th Dec '10 9:26:43 AM by MrW

Statler and Waldorf's balcony falls on me.

The next troper is browsing Steam

edited 18th Dec '10 9:55:14 AM by WartysNeryon

As I put a bag of apples on a scale, It breaks and falls onto my foot. This startles me backwards into a freezer shelf. My head hits the glass door so hard, I die of internal bleeding.

I search for a game I want to buy and find Literally: It's Literal! I buy it and my room gets steamy, and I can't breathe. I die of suffocation.

The next troper is fiddling with their new computer's settings.

edited 18th Dec '10 1:35:22 PM by Reecer6

Soul is ugly.

I accidentally trigger the self-destruct and blow myself up.

Next troper is in a room with a moose.

The moose has me at gunpoint, forcing me to put Swedish subtitles into a movie with thinly veiled adverts during the opening credits. This causes me to get sacked and my life falls into a spiral of depression and alcoholism until I am eventually trampled by another, entirely different moose.

The next troper is cutting their hair.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.

I manage to nick my neck in the process. Unfortunately, that nick happens to be in such a location and of such a depth to sever a major artery, and I bleed to death as messily as possible.

Next poster is tying their shoes.

This space for rent. Cost: your soul.

My shoe is rigged with a shoe bomb by the mafia and it explodes and kills me.

The next poster is in Super Mario World.

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