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But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
I thought I was the Only Sane Man here? Or so I've been told.
I can dig it.
frozen in time
There was a list of all the troper disorders, but it got lost in the purge.
no one will notice that I changed this
Das kann doch nicht sein!
The whole internet is a Dysfunction Junction.
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
^^Midnight Velvet's disorder: Midnight Velvet.
I am vexed!
It just struck me that "Midnight Velvet" is a very effective euphemism for sex in the middle of the night.
Swordsman Troper — Reclaiming The Blade — Watch
Das kann doch nicht sein!
Well, it has a nice ring to it.
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
I am vexed!
And "Nyarly" reminds me of motorbike stunts.
Swordsman Troper — Reclaiming The Blade — Watch
DUMB
There was a list of all the troper disorders, but it got lost in the purge.tl;dr version, Over Nine Thousand Aspergers' affected, with a couple emos to round it out.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
frozen in time
I AM NOT EMO
no one will notice that I changed this
Must Keep The Web Intact
You only just realised?
You people all just realized this now?
I always thought of TV Tropes as a Breakfast Club type place, not a Dysfunction Junction.
I have Jackass Disorder.
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And The Breakfast Club didn't seem like a Dysfunction Junction to you?
TV Tropes made us a Dysfunction Junction in the first place.
All tropes ultimately come from Real Life. So Real Life should be troped as well.
I was fucked up before I came to TV Tropes. Just made me realize just how.
Then again, I don't really think there's anything wrong with being what I am.
edited 7th Apr '12 10:52:16 PM by NickTheSwing
GROWWWWWWL
This isn't as ridiculous as it sounds. I have met at least six people with Asperger's and/or other various other conditions on the autism spectrum. Heck, even I have Asperger's. Perhaps there's something fascinating with talking to like-minded people without eye contact...
Hohoende, kudasai!
Ever since I got here I just haven't been....right.
I think you're on to something. We need help. Oh, wait.
Everything is a lie.
The time is now,
I'm normal. It is everyone else who has the problem.
Do the job in front of you.
Is that cake frosting?
Well, the universe is a Dysfunction Junction. Show me someone who has it together and I'll show you someone who is slightly better than the average at faking it.
edited 21st Mar '13 1:55:36 AM by Carciofus
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Cutmaster-san
This doesn't exactly count as a "Wild" guess.
I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Why a Dysfunction Junction? Well, to judge by the number of cloudcuckoolanders, ditzes, threads where we learn somebody's life sucks (sometimes even a legitimate opinion), and other stuff like this.
"Atheism is the religion whose followers are easiest to troll"