A Pheasant Experience
A box of chocolates.
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
A bag of seeds.
The Leading Man
More lights to decorate that tree.
Against all tyrants.
Anything that fits in that bag
A colorful mobile with unicorns. Because you are apparently three years old.
No, seriously, I'd get you a DVR so you can record your favorite shows.
A $15 gift certificate to Barnes & Noble.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
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A big crate of color-coded labels!
Hmmm... a nice honey glaze Something limited-edition from Stan Lee.
edited 8th Dec '10 8:59:26 PM by Noaqiyeum
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
A box...with clothes in them
A Pheasant Experience
A date with your avatar's VA.
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
An Ikaruga arcade machine.
Burn up, hurricane of justice!
A coffee machine.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
A Pheasant Experience
20 Anomalocaris fossils.
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
A cage of pheasants with lasers attached to them.
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
A big ol' pan of homemade pumpkin gingerbread.
New video games. 
edited 9th Dec '10 2:59:12 PM by CompassionateSadist
Ho Yay... er... audiovisual material?
"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James
Something to read.
A fruitcake
Tell me something happy
A Lazy Town DVD.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Tief girl with eartude
A T-shirt with the slogan;
<— I'm with untrustworthy.
edited 9th Dec '10 3:42:29 PM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
A book with cake recipes and an inordinate quantity of flour.
The Ultimate Bifauxnen
A fancy tankard of awesome.
Real Life rwby rose
A pet tarantula.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
A brand new lead pipe.
Egg Nog and Pop-Tarts.
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.