I keep a list of these on my phone:
Band Names:
- Gangly Freakshow
- Pussycat Flytrap
- Personal Dexterous Queens
- Death God of Iga
- Gross Negligence
- Block Sealant
Album Names
- Genuine Stupidity
- No Thursday Traffic
- Anticipate Violence
- Limited Edition Flyswatter
- Flash Mob of Tap Dancers
Melding of Souls. That's a good name for a band.
Skeletal Elephants.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.Their Portmanteau Series Nickname could be Skelephants.
Appearing tonight:
The With
Situation Wolf
Room Blitzer
(Via a facebook group post making fun of the fact that, if you ignore font differences, this is what the logo to the show The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer looks like. Wolf Blitzer sounds like a band name in and of itself, but of course you wouldn't get very far without a lawsuit threat)
edited 2nd Aug '17 7:17:11 PM by MikeK
The Internet's My Mental Drugs
Title kinda sounds like an album/song name, though. Taken from a Mondegreen of this.
edited 3rd Aug '17 5:09:08 AM by ActualBeatrice
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)Albus and the Dumbledores
Healing Stream Engaged
Satan's Diarrhea.
(It came from a comment a coworker made on the Sriracha Big Mac sauce.)
"Planetary Genocide"
Ominous Premonitions
Old Beast Lunatic
Exotic Shrapnel
The Murder-holes. (A couple friends and I went on a tour of an old fort today and it had some)
Alan Wake and the Deadly Premonitions
edited 3rd Oct '17 9:42:48 PM by Noaqiyeum
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableJim Mackleberry and the South Dakota Hell-Hounds
Egregious Discipline
The Legend of Stingy Jack
edited 4th Oct '17 4:36:03 AM by Enirboreh
borkThe Clam Report
I was thinking that "The Iron Republic" and "The Dawn Machine" from Sunless Sea could both be names for metal bands.
If I had a band of college students who played European music from the 1600s, they'd be the Broke Baroque Blokes.
Call of Collapse
The Electric Eclectic Eccentrics.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Eleven Benevolent Elephants
Are you ready? Go live!Nice one
Tiger Spots.
I'm an amateur cartoonist on the occasions that I overcome writer's/artists' block. I also have a Deviant Art account, same name as here. :)The Electric Wine Set. Someone on a facebook group I'm on that's basically about weird signs/packaging posted the box of such a thing - I have no idea what makes it "electric", but my comment was it sounded like a psychedelic band from the 60s.
Texas Hold 'Em Caulfield or just Texas Holden. I misread a sign about Texas Hold 'Em because they didn't properly punctuate it.
The Sex Clams (link totally SFW)
edited 21st Nov '17 9:10:46 PM by MikeK
Quippy and the One Liners
Lesser Lives
Bless Is More
Invalid Credentials
bork